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Ninjabread Man (2007) wii
Description Of Ninjabread Man
Life isn't so sweet in Candy Land, especially now that hordes of evil pastries are on the prowl. Only one man is tough enough to take on these deranged desserts; Ninjabread Man. Gamers can use their Wii Remote to send Ninja stars flying at chomping cupcakes, angry bees, and jelly monsters, then whip out the samurai sword and slice the sugary adversaries into pools of quivering jam. Players must collect power ups to increase the range and power of Ninjabread Man's weapons, and grab eight power rods in each level to activate teleportation devices that allow for travel to the next level. After completing each level of Ninjabread Man in the normal mode, players can unlock Score Pickups mode, Time Attack mode, and Hidden Pickups mode ~ Christopher Brown, All Game Guide
Developer:
Data Design Interactive
Publisher:
Conspiracy Entertainment Corporation
ESRB Rating:
E (Mild Cartoon Violence)
Category:
Action & Adventure
gets 2 ** out of 5
Alien Syndrome (2007) wii
Description Of Alien Syndrome
Twenty years after Alien Syndrome first slithered into arcades, Sega's coin-op classic gets a modern-day makeover with Alien Syndrome on Wii. The Wii version is played from an overhead perspective like the original, but this time in full 3D with 15 levels of laser-blasting, grenade-launching action. In a storyline inspired by the Alien film series, Alien Syndrome has players guiding a gun-toting female officer named Aileen Harding as she investigates a derelict space station overrun by foul creatures. Players will control Aileen with the analog stick and aim by pointing the Wii Remote at the screen, manipulating a targeting cursor independently of Aileen's movements.
While the original title was strictly a run-and-gun affair, Alien Syndrome on Wii features several role-playing elements to add some depth to the action. Aileen can specialize in one of five skills or classes, for example, ranging from a demolitions expert to a sharpshooter, each influencing her base stats and available talents. Defeated aliens will earn players experience points as well as random weapons, armor pieces, and other items that can be equipped or sold. Up to four players can band together for cooperative action against the alien armada, and the game's four difficulty settings allow existing characters to continue progressing for a chance at more powerful rewards. ~ Scott Alan Marriott, All Game Guide
Developer:
Totally Games
Publisher:
Sega of America, Inc.
ESRB Rating:
T (Mild Suggestive Themes, Fantasy Violence)
Category:
Shooter
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Автоматический перевод (русский):
;) ТАЙСКИЙ SPICE REATAURANT 18111 Даллас Pkwy Ste 200,
(469) 533-8424 закрытия там дверь говорил с новым годом и сказать до свидания там происходит на основании и закрытии его там говорят до свидания и спасибо за едой есть
(& * Гт) =) "последней инстанции"
Исходный текст (английский):
;)THAI SPICE REATAURANT 18111 Dallas Pkwy Ste 200,
(469) 533-8424 closing there door saying happy new year and saying good bye there going under and closing it up there saying good bye and thanKS for eating there
(&*rm) =)"last resort"
การแปลอัตโนมัติ (ภาษาไทย):
;) การบินไทย SPICE REATAURANT 18,111 ดัลลัส Pkwy Ste 200,
(469) 533-8424 ปิดประตูบอกว่ามีปีใหม่มีความสุขและบอกลาดีมีที่จะอยู่ภายใต้และปิดมันขึ้นว่ามีการลาที่ดีและขอบคุณสำหรับการรับประทานอาหารที่มี
(& RM *) =)"สุดท้าย"
ข้อความต้นฉบับ (ภาษาอังกฤษ):
;)THAI SPICE REATAURANT 18111 Dallas Pkwy Ste 200,
(469) 533-8424 closing there door saying happy new year and saying good bye there going under and closing it up there saying good bye and thanKS for eating there
(&*rm) =)"last resort"
Traducción automática (español):
;) Tailandesa SPICE Reataurant 18111 Dallas Pkwy Ste 200,
(469) 533-8424 cerrar la puerta que decía feliz año nuevo y decir adiós no pasar por debajo y el cierre de la levantó allí decir adiós y gracias por comer allí
(& * Rm) =) "último recurso"
Texto original (inglés):
;)THAI SPICE REATAURANT 18111 Dallas Pkwy Ste 200,
(469) 533-8424 closing there door saying happy new year and saying good bye there going under and closing it up there saying good bye and thanKS for eating there
(&*rm) =)"last resort"
saying good bye
;)THAI SPICE REATAURANT 18111 Dallas Pkwy Ste 200,
(469) 533-8424 closing there door saying happy new year and saying good bye there going under and closing it up there saying good bye and thanKS for eating there
(&*rm) =)"last resort"
Thursday, December 29, 2011
new store to moving in old kroger
Trader Joe's has announced two new locations for stores, including one in Dallas and one in Plano.
The Dallas store will open on Lower Greenville Avenue where the Arcadia Theater stood.
In Plano, the store will open in an old Kroger at Preston and Park, in the same shopping center as outdoorsy store REI.
Trader Joe's told the DMN that the Plano store will open in the spring, while the Dallas store will open in the fall.
The first store announced for the area was in Fort Worth at 2701 South Hulen Street, which will open in the spring, as well, along with a store in the Woodlands area of Houston.
Trader Joe's had been looking at the Knox-Henderson neighborhood, specifically the Ed Kellum Appliance space; but Ed Kellum merged with Starpower Home Entertainment Systems in September, and will remain open for now under the Kellum name.
Meanwhile, so much for that whole foodtruck park idea.
UPDATE: With the foodtruck park now confirmed as still happening, one of the big questions has involved parking, which Hetzel explained will not be a problem.
"We will be demolishing the building at 5631 Sears and expanding the existing parking lot at 5623 Sears," he said. "In addition, we will have two overflow parking lots. One is an existing parking lot at 5614 Sears and the other overflow lot will be at 5610 Bell (both approximately half a block off Greenville). Our total parking will be more than ample to handle the Trader Joe's as well as the Food Park."
The Dallas store will open on Lower Greenville Avenue where the Arcadia Theater stood.
In Plano, the store will open in an old Kroger at Preston and Park, in the same shopping center as outdoorsy store REI.
Trader Joe's told the DMN that the Plano store will open in the spring, while the Dallas store will open in the fall.
The first store announced for the area was in Fort Worth at 2701 South Hulen Street, which will open in the spring, as well, along with a store in the Woodlands area of Houston.
Trader Joe's had been looking at the Knox-Henderson neighborhood, specifically the Ed Kellum Appliance space; but Ed Kellum merged with Starpower Home Entertainment Systems in September, and will remain open for now under the Kellum name.
Meanwhile, so much for that whole foodtruck park idea.
UPDATE: With the foodtruck park now confirmed as still happening, one of the big questions has involved parking, which Hetzel explained will not be a problem.
"We will be demolishing the building at 5631 Sears and expanding the existing parking lot at 5623 Sears," he said. "In addition, we will have two overflow parking lots. One is an existing parking lot at 5614 Sears and the other overflow lot will be at 5610 Bell (both approximately half a block off Greenville). Our total parking will be more than ample to handle the Trader Joe's as well as the Food Park."
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The Besieged Fortress (2006)
Synopsis Of The Besieged Fortress
Experience a whole new take on the disaster film as director Philippe Calderon uses macrophotography to find out just what happens to a swarming colony of termites when an unexpected rain washes through their six-meter-high African savanna tower, flooding through the chambers and paving the way for an invasion by ravenous and carnivorous ants. Shot in the style of a large-scale disaster film and driven by innovative filmmaking techniques, Calderon's look at the remarkable life of insects provides fascinating insight into a little-explored universe seldom seen by the human eye. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
Theatrical Feature Running Time:
85 mins
Complete Cast Of The Besieged Fortress
Pierre Lebeau - Narrator
John Cusack - Narrator
Benoît Allemane - Narrator
Director(s):
Philippe Calderon
Writer(s):
Georges Marbeck, Guillaume Vincent, Jérôme Dauffy
Producer(s):
Vivianne Morin, François Calderon, Calderon Benoit Tschieret
Theatrical MPAA Rating:
G
Categories:
Documentary, Foreign
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Alice: Madness Returns (2011) xbox 360
Description Of Alice: Madness Returns
Alice returns to a transformed Wonderland in this fright-filled follow-up to 2000's American McGee's Alice. Troubled by the memories of her past, young Alice drifts off to the dream realm of Wonderland, only to find it corrupted by an insidious evil. To save Wonderland and perhaps her sanity, Alice must directly confront horrific enemies attempting to kill her. The action is viewed from a third-person perspective as players engage in melee combat using weapons that range from a vorpal blade and hobby horse to a teapot cannon.
Interact with creepy characters such as the Cheshire Cat, Mad Hatter, Caterpillar, and the Red Queen while advancing across the surreal, nightmarish world of Wonderland. Leap across platforms while avoiding various hazards and solve puzzles using items found in the environment, including chess pieces, picture blocks, and transforming objects. Alice can also acquire magical abilities that allow her to shrink or grow in size at will for use in combat as well as exploration. ~ Scott Alan Marriott, All Game Guide
Developer:
Spicy Horse
Publisher:
Electronic Arts
ESRB Rating:
M (Violence, Sexual Themes, Blood and Gore, Strong Language)
Category:
Action & Adventure
gets 2** out of 5
CounterForce (2007) wii
Description Of CounterForce
Earth is now under control by an alien presence known as Diadora. The planet's few survivors have cobbled out a life underground, preparing for the day they will be able to reclaim their home. The time is now. Three experimental robots have been engineered to combat the alien forces on the surface. The goal is simple: eradicate all enemies while advancing toward the alien's control center. CounterForce is a third-person shooter starring three upgradeable robot characters, each individually rated in speed, power, weapon capability, and armor. The screen automatically scrolls throughout each level, letting players focus on blasting enemies and avoiding damage. Players will battle 12 enemy types and five bosses throughout five stages of action. ~ Scott Alan Marriott, All Game Guide hard gets 2** out of 5 if you like flying games then this for you
Tron: Evolution -- Battle Grids (2010) wii
Description Of Tron: Evolution -- Battle Grids
Created and released in conjunction with Disney's feature-film sequel, Tron: Evolution Battle Grids is a collection of competitive arcade-style games, highlighting story events that take place between 1982's original Tron and 2010s Tron Legacy. The various console and handheld versions of the title are set at different places in the timeline, with the Wii game focusing on 1988. The single-player adventure unfolds through a series of grid games, featuring light cycle racing, light runner combat, disc battles, and hyperball. As they are victorious, players reveal episodes in the Tron storyline, and their characters gain power and customizable upgrades. The ultimate goal is to triumph in each competition, and reign as champion of the digital grid games. In addition to the single-player campaign, Tron: Evolution Battle Grids supports multiplayer competition for up to four. ~ T.J. Deci, All Game Guide get 2** out of 5
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It's cool when u need to pick someone up and move 330 pounds nothing hopefully today I don't have to after there all day at chemo with mom looking at not able to make it this month or next 6 months with bills and chemo running at $10,000 no help left as the blogger with his chip in just for what's need not add his dead car in parking spot that can't run and next month time time to get it for the year stuff not able to fix it bc looking at about $5,000 I'm still not working at Kroger as Kroger wants to fight will this stuff getting old and n0w going on 2012 and still the same so if u like reviwes and mess stuff about Kroger and what to know whats going on we know UFCW UFCW Local 1000 have been looking based on are security stuff we have but nothing still happen with all of them new year coming but same old stuff got a post card from ufcw for my bday kroger aging in year 7 send no card sorry it to late bc my bday in dec 30 my mom going back to chemo on 28,29,30 to my other family just a fyi if u would like a update she on round two tomorrow and we finding hair coming out " YANKEES CLUB HOUSE " Thundercatsnyy and thundercatsnyyare21 thundercatsnyy thundercatsare21 Thundercatsnyy &*rm Buy And Sell W thundercatsnyy thnaks to all my friends on facebook to keep us moving http://kevintipplescorner.blogspot.com/
Monday, December 26, 2011
Sunday, December 25, 2011
the white flag
m2af and fan sad day this place will be going under soon and doors are closing soon this is there last mouth from what i hear that still can offer a lot but they giving in the white towel as we in the field say sorry to hear THAI SPICE REATAURANT 18111 Dallas Pkwy Ste 200, Dallas, TX75287 (469) 533-8424 ple stop in one last time and enjoy the food
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Night Before Christmas -Veterans:
Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, In a one bedroom house made of plaster & stone. I had come down the chimney with presents to give And to see just who in this home did live.
I looked all about a strange sight I did see, No tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stocking by the fire, just boots filled with sand, On the wall hung pictures of far distant lands. With medals and badges, awards of all kind A sober thought came through my mind. For this house was different, so dark and dreary, I knew I had found the home of a soldier, once I could see clearly.
I heard stories about them, I had to see more So I walked down the hall and pushed open the door. And there he lay sleeping silent alone, Curled up on the floor in his one bedroom home. His face so gentle, his room in such disorder, Not how I pictured a United States soldier. Was this the hero of whom I'd just read? Curled up in his poncho, a floor for his bed? His head was clean shaven, his weathered face tan, I soon understood this was more than a man. For I realized the families that I saw that night Owed their lives to these men who were willing to fight. Soon 'round the world, the children would play, And grownups would celebrate on a bright Christmas day. They all enjoyed freedom each month of the year, Because of soldiers like this one lying here. I couldn't help wonder how many lay alone On a cold Christmas Eve in a land far from home. Just the very thought brought a tear to my eye, I dropped to my knees and started to cry. The soldier awakened and I heard a rough voice, "Santa don't cry, this life is my choice; I fight for freedom, I don't ask for more, my life is my God, my country, my Corps." With that he rolled over and drifted off into sleep, I couldn't control it, I continued to weep. I watched him for hours, so silent and still, I noticed he shivered from the cold night's chill. So I took off my jacket, the one made of red, And I covered this Soldier from his toes to his head. And I put on his T-shirt of gray and blàck, With an eagle and an Army patch embroidered on back. And although it barely fit me, I began to swell with pride, And for a shining moment, I was United States Army deep inside. I didn't want to leave him on that cold dark night, This guardian of honor so willing to fight. Then the soldier rolled over, whispered with a voice so clean and pure, "Carry on Santa, it's Christmas Day, all is secure." One look at my watch, and I knew he was right, Merry Christmas my friend, and to all a good night! ************************ Remember our Veterans... Without them, we might not have been able to be here today.
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Saturday, December 24, 2011
Joke
A woman went to her doctor for advice.
She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.
‘Do you enjoy it?’ The doctor asked.
‘Actually, yes, I do.’
‘Does it hurt you?’ he asked.
‘No. I rather like it.’
‘Well, then,’ the doctor continued, ‘there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant.’
The woman was mystified.
‘What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?’
‘Of course,’ the doctor replied, ‘Where do you think politicians come from?’
She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.
‘Do you enjoy it?’ The doctor asked.
‘Actually, yes, I do.’
‘Does it hurt you?’ he asked.
‘No. I rather like it.’
‘Well, then,’ the doctor continued, ‘there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant.’
The woman was mystified.
‘What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?’
‘Of course,’ the doctor replied, ‘Where do you think politicians come from?’
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{"text":"Sex Academy. Part 1\n\nI'm Chloe Parker. I am a tall redhead with 34C boobs. Last month I applied to the Sex Academy. It is a school where you go to, well, have sex! I lost my virginity when I was 13. I never ha sex after that because the last thing my parents said to my was yelling at me for having sex. My parents died in a car crash that day. I moved out of my foster home 2 months ago after I turned 18. I now live in a small apartment not too far from the academy. I had decided to apply because I read online the benefits of having sex.\n\nIt was Sunday. I went out to check the mail. The usual bills were there. Then I spotted a letter from the Academy. I went inside and greedily ripped it open. It read:\n\nDear Ms. Parker,\n\nWe are happy to inform you that, based on you amazing beauty, large breasts, weight, height, and early sexual records that you have met the criteria to be accepted into the Sex Academy. The first day is this Monday. Uniforms will be handed out at the door. You will be permitted to leave only on holidays and otherwise see me for any time needed away. We run year round. Your admission expires in one year. After that please apply again. \nPlease be there at 9:00. Thank you!\n\nSincerely, Principal Marie Adams.\n\nYay! I made it in! I called my best friend Mandy to see if she got in. We had applied together. She picked up on the third ring. \"hey Chloe! What's up?\" she said. \"have you checked your mail yet?\" I asked, a little too eager. \"no. Why?\" \"the letters came\" \"Kay hold on!\" she said. I could hear her run out the door. I heard the paper tear as she opened the envelope. \"oh em gee chloe I got in! And we're roomies!\" \" how do you know?\" \"there's another paper with the schedule and rooms.\" I went back to the envelope. \"oh wow, I feel stupid now. What do you have for classes?\" \"uhm, first I have sex ed, then gym, then free period, then study hall, then dorm time, then... Teachers room?!\" \"huh. I have that with you. Mine goes : sex ed, study hall, free time, dorm time, teachers room. So close!\" \"haha cool. See you on Monday Chloe!\" \"yeah! Bye!\"\n\nI noticed it had a back. it was titled School Supplies. It read: \n\nFemale:\n\nLace undergarments\n\nVibrator\n\nLube (optional)\n\nPorn(optional)\n\nMale:\n\nLube \n\nCondom\n\nPorn (optional)\n\nAny other sex toys optional for either gender.\n\nI ran to my room and got my purple vibrator from the drawer. I also got my handcuffs and a smaller vibrator, and an egg shaped one. I grabbed my black lace bra and matching thong, a red set, a blue set, a silver set, and a purple set. I grabbed everything and put it in a bag. I couldn't wait!\n\nThat night, I fell asleep, my dreams filled with thoughts of sex and what would happen in the teachers room.\n\n\n15 likes for more!","type":"hybrid","items":[{"type":"text","text":"Sex Academy. Part 1\n\nI'm Chloe Parker. I am a tall redhead with 34C boobs. Last month I applied to the Sex Academy. It is a school where you go to, well, have sex! I lost my virginity when I was 13. I never ha sex after that because the last thing my parents said to my was yelling at me for having sex. My parents died in a car crash that day. I moved out of my foster home 2 months ago after I turned 18. I now live in a small apartment not too far from the academy. I had decided to apply because I read online the benefits of having sex.\n\nIt was Sunday. I went out to check the mail. The usual bills were there. Then I spotted a letter from the Academy. I went inside and greedily ripped it open. It read:\n\nDear Ms. Parker,\n\nWe are happy to inform you that, based on you amazing beauty, large breasts, weight, height, and early sexual records that you have met the criteria to be accepted into the Sex Academy. The first day is this Monday. Uniforms will be handed out at the door. You will be permitted to leave only on holidays and otherwise see me for any time needed away. We run year round. Your admission expires in one year. After that please apply again. \nPlease be there at 9:00. Thank you!\n\nSincerely, Principal Marie Adams.\n\nYay! I made it in! I called my best friend Mandy to see if she got in. We had applied together. She picked up on the third ring. \"hey Chloe! What's up?\" she said. \"have you checked your mail yet?\" I asked, a little too eager. \"no. Why?\" \"the letters came\" \"Kay hold on!\" she said. I could hear her run out the door. I heard the paper tear as she opened the envelope. \"oh em gee chloe I got in! And we're roomies!\" \" how do you know?\" \"there's another paper with the schedule and rooms.\" I went back to the envelope. \"oh wow, I feel stupid now. What do you have for classes?\" \"uhm, first I have sex ed, then gym, then free period, then study hall, then dorm time, then... Teachers room?!\" \"huh. I have that with you. Mine goes : sex ed, study hall, free time, dorm time, teachers room. So close!\" \"haha cool. See you on Monday Chloe!\" \"yeah! Bye!\"\n\nI noticed it had a back. it was titled School Supplies. It read: \n\nFemale:\n\nLace undergarments\n\nVibrator\n\nLube (optional)\n\nPorn(optional)\n\nMale:\n\nLube \n\nCondom\n\nPorn (optional)\n\nAny other sex toys optional for either gender.\n\nI ran to my room and got my purple vibrator from the drawer. I also got my handcuffs and a smaller vibrator, and an egg shaped one. I grabbed my black lace bra and matching thong, a red set, a blue set, a silver set, and a purple set. I grabbed everything and put it in a bag. I couldn't wait!\n\nThat night, I fell asleep, my dreams filled with thoughts of sex and what would happen in the teachers room.\n\n\n15 likes for more!"},{"type":"device","text":"i_iPod4,1"}]}
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Friday, December 23, 2011
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A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the pilot announces that because of difficulties with the plane's engines, he must make an emergency landing.
The woman, fearing that this may be the end of her life looks over to a man sitting next to her and rips her shirt and bra off, and throws herself on him.
‘Make me feel like a woman again!’ she screamed.
So the man rips his shirt off and hands it to her.
‘Iron this.’
The woman, fearing that this may be the end of her life looks over to a man sitting next to her and rips her shirt and bra off, and throws herself on him.
‘Make me feel like a woman again!’ she screamed.
So the man rips his shirt off and hands it to her.
‘Iron this.’
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WHITE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
ITALIAN WOMEN
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.
JEWISH WOMEN
First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
CHINESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner, but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen.
INDIAN WOMEN
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.
BLACK WOMEN
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
MEXICAN WOMEN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in ... and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
ITALIAN WOMEN
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.
JEWISH WOMEN
First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
CHINESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner, but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen.
INDIAN WOMEN
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.
BLACK WOMEN
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
MEXICAN WOMEN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in ... and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.
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RECALL Green Valley Food Corp. €Let€s Grow Healthy Together!€ Alfalfa Sprouts 5 oz. containers because of a possible health...
Thursday, December 22, 2011
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Yankees news
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Joke
Two old guys are sitting in a bar when the first one says, ‘Ya know, when I was thirty and got an erection, I couldn't bend it, even using both hands.’
‘By the time I was forty, I could bend it about ten degrees if I tried really hard.’
‘By the time I was fifty, I could bend it about twenty degrees, no problem.’
‘I'm gonna be sixty next week, and now I can bend it in half with just one hand.’
‘So,’ says his buddy, ‘what's your point?’
‘Well, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get.’
‘By the time I was forty, I could bend it about ten degrees if I tried really hard.’
‘By the time I was fifty, I could bend it about twenty degrees, no problem.’
‘I'm gonna be sixty next week, and now I can bend it in half with just one hand.’
‘So,’ says his buddy, ‘what's your point?’
‘Well, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get.’
Shopping joke
A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.
She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
‘What's up?’ she asks.
‘I'm having a heart attack,’ cries the husband.
The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, ‘Mommy! Mommy! Aunty Shirley is hiding in your closet, and she's got no clothes on!’
The blonde slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, right past her husband, and rips open the closet door.
Sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the closet floor.
‘You rotten bastard’, she screams, ‘My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked scaring the fucking kids!!’
She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
‘What's up?’ she asks.
‘I'm having a heart attack,’ cries the husband.
The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, ‘Mommy! Mommy! Aunty Shirley is hiding in your closet, and she's got no clothes on!’
The blonde slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, right past her husband, and rips open the closet door.
Sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the closet floor.
‘You rotten bastard’, she screams, ‘My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked scaring the fucking kids!!’
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
news
For Dallas and Plano There has been some talk of a rain/snow mix Fri/Sat. I'm not convinced. Looks to me like very light rain. But we will watch closely.
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you can tell by the randomly generated title that Dragon Blade isn't going for creative gusto. This game could have just as easily been called Dragon Fire: Wrath of Blade, Blade Wrath: Dragon of Fire, Dragon Fire Blade: Wrath Of, or Of Wrath, Dragons, Blades, and Colons. What it can never be is worth your money or time. This Wii-flinging hack-and-slash action game features a couple of decent boss fights, as well as a few interesting enemy encounters. However, its low budget, high price tag, fickle controls, and terrible cheapness keep it from being a game worth generating i think the game ok gets ★★★☆☆ like Zelda
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Tuesday, December 20, 2011
dallas
Chilly tonight with a low near freezing. A little warmer Wed & Thu with highs in the 50s. Colder again Fri & Christmas weekend.
weather
Windy and much cooler conditions will stick around for the rest of today with scattered clouds.
ncaa
NCAA bans Ohio State University's football program from postseason play next season - http://t.co/rm8x74EJ
zookeeper movie
this move based for kids it ok for older ppl but its like u look at and think u will see its stupied to us but kids love it for the kids gets ★★★☆☆
God today
"I Am The True Vine":
1 'I am the true vine, and my Father is the vinedresser.
2 Every branch in me that does not bear fruit he takes away, and every branch that does bear fruit he prunes, that it may bear more fruit.
3 Already you are clean because of the word that I have spoken to you. (John 15 : 1-3 - ESV)
Monday, December 19, 2011
Right now
Using #Xbox360 & #xboxlive with #Netflix watching #WolverineAndTheXMen tv show right now for the night have a great night all
right now
PlanoTX: temperature up 46°F -> 57°F - humidity up 87% -> 100% - wind 9mph W -> 0mph - pressure 29.84in rising
Omg
13,000 gallon spill of oil, drill fluid at Shell's Appomattox drill site in Gulf of Mexico, Shell confirms leak isolated & stopped -
right now
We've got very heavy rain pushing across downtown Dallas right now along with quite a bit of lightning. Still no watches or warnings
Gamefly still sucks
GameFly Launches All-You-Can-Eat Digital Download Service for PC Games Today [Gamefly]:
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dfw
Light to moderate rain is falling over the Metroplex. Scattered strong storms are expected to develop over the next 1-2 hours. Dfw
new wii
] Wii U making its second appearance at CES 2012:
Nintendo's Wii U hasn't exactly been hanging out ar... http://t.co/lignQ2dk
News
California teen sentenced to 21 years in state prison for killing gay student 3 years ago - @AP http://t.co/sF43gCsb
World news
Iraq issues arrest warrant for Sunni VP al-Hashemi over accusations of links to terrorist activities, security official says -
wii gaming
We Like What We See in Clay Jam, a Claymation Game that Will Fit in Your Pocket [Video]: ... http://t.co/bv7Alr9K
gaming news PlayStation
PlayStation 3D display on sale for $300 at Best Buy http://t.co/Qsrt93z9 via http://t.co/Xl9j8mWT
news
Hampton: A 20-year-old man will serve 63 years in prison in connection to the shooting death of a witness to a Hampton homicide. http://tinyurl.com/boxlkvt
Gamefly
GameFly PC client enters public beta, Direct2Drive acquisition put to use:
GameFly announced this m... http://t.co/MOF5Q8Td
God today
"God Will Honor His Servants":
26 If anyone serves me, he must follow me; and where I am, there will my servant be also. If anyone serves me, the Father will honor him. (John 12 : 26 - ESV)
ncaa
Yahoo! News: Florida A&M board rejects governor's call to suspend president while hazing death investigated
Nfl
NFL Source: Brees wouldn't sign franchise tag with Saints: New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees reportedly will... http://t.co/xRVB5SLh
Sunday, December 18, 2011
rip
CNN Breaking News - Longtime North Korean leader Kim Jong Il is dead, according to South Korea's Yonhap news agency.
Saturday, December 17, 2011
Ok
A survey asked women: ‘What would you do if you woke up and had a penis?’
‘I would walk around and prod my husband all night long with it, whatever he is doing I'll be there prodding him with it.’
‘I would go into my boss' office and lay it on his desk and say: 'Where is my raise?'‘
‘I would find my ex-boyfriend, go to bed with him and tell him to roll over and try something new.’
‘I would want a big one and show it off to everyone.’
‘I could grab myself in public and not be embarrassed.’
‘I would not lift the lid on the toilet seat while peeing.’
‘I would measure it both ways.’
‘Pee off of a tall building.’
‘I would love him, and squeeze him, and play with it all day.’
‘Demonstrate to my husband and my two sons that it is possible to hit the water and not pee all over everything.’
‘Pin my husband down and slap him in the face with it.’
‘See how many donuts I could carry with it.’
‘Check out my boyfriends gag reflexes!’
‘I would walk around and prod my husband all night long with it, whatever he is doing I'll be there prodding him with it.’
‘I would go into my boss' office and lay it on his desk and say: 'Where is my raise?'‘
‘I would find my ex-boyfriend, go to bed with him and tell him to roll over and try something new.’
‘I would want a big one and show it off to everyone.’
‘I could grab myself in public and not be embarrassed.’
‘I would not lift the lid on the toilet seat while peeing.’
‘I would measure it both ways.’
‘Pee off of a tall building.’
‘I would love him, and squeeze him, and play with it all day.’
‘Demonstrate to my husband and my two sons that it is possible to hit the water and not pee all over everything.’
‘Pin my husband down and slap him in the face with it.’
‘See how many donuts I could carry with it.’
‘Check out my boyfriends gag reflexes!’
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, ‘What can I do for you?’
The man says, ‘Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?’
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, ‘There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.’
He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again.
The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row.
The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, ‘I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?’
The old man says, ‘We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare...!’
The doctor asks, ‘What can I do for you?’
The man says, ‘Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?’
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, ‘There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.’
He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again.
The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row.
The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, ‘I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?’
The old man says, ‘We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare...!’
Joke
In this age of safe sex the need for condoms are a must but some people still have a difficult time buying them.
Take my friend, Earl.
Our local store carries condoms behind the counter and you need to ask the salesperson to get them.
So Earl went up to the salesperson, but he was so nervous he could only ask where the straws were.
So he bought the straws and left only to have to come back to buy his condoms.
Again Earl came into the store and was still so nervous he could only ask where the tweezers were, so he bought a pair of tweezers and left.
Earl once again had to go back and buy his condoms.
He went up to the salesperson and said, in a low tone, ‘I need some condoms.’
The salesperson rang up the sale and said, ‘First you come in to buy straws, then to buy tweezers, and now to buy condoms.’
‘What I want to know is..... are you going to suck it, pluck it, or fuck it?’
Take my friend, Earl.
Our local store carries condoms behind the counter and you need to ask the salesperson to get them.
So Earl went up to the salesperson, but he was so nervous he could only ask where the straws were.
So he bought the straws and left only to have to come back to buy his condoms.
Again Earl came into the store and was still so nervous he could only ask where the tweezers were, so he bought a pair of tweezers and left.
Earl once again had to go back and buy his condoms.
He went up to the salesperson and said, in a low tone, ‘I need some condoms.’
The salesperson rang up the sale and said, ‘First you come in to buy straws, then to buy tweezers, and now to buy condoms.’
‘What I want to know is..... are you going to suck it, pluck it, or fuck it?’
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kevin tipple blogger post about kroger
ANOTHER LOST MONTH--KARL AND KROGER #581
It has been another thirty days since I last wrote about this mess and nothing has changed. Two months ago, Karl was suspended without pay and told he would be terminated in a couple of days because of a claim of “sexual harassment.” What was the crime? Documenting by long distance photograph across the store an employee who was once again working off the clock and out of uniform. That was it!
Obviously, that action WAS NOT sexual harassment, it was NOT even harassment. Not only was he cleared the next day of that allegation by the Union it was also blatantly obvious to all that it was nothing. The Union informed store management that the charge was false, that the employee had made a false allegation, and that Karl should be returned to work immediately. Yet, while those involved who lied and deliberately trashed his reputation with false allegations and malicious smears are somehow still working and getting paid, Karl is still home on unpaid leave and has no idea when he will finally be allowed to return to work.
Because of their lies which have been repeatedly proven demonstrably false, we can’t even go in at Kroger #581 to go shopping. Instead, we have to go an additional distance from our home to another Kroger store to go shopping. A huge and unnecessary hassle and yet until the case is finally resolved one way or another something I have to do since I am the only one able to drive in the family.
After nearly two months of doing nothing, last Thursday Karl was ordered to report to the District Manager’s store the next day for a meeting to resolve the situation. Karl was told that if he didn’t show for the hastily scheduled meeting at time and place of the District Manager’s choosing, it would be grounds to terminate him. Considering what we have going on here with Sandi’s cancer and her treatment deal, I thought the attitude expressed was very callous but very symptomatic of what had been going on the nearly eight weeks this has dragged on.
Like Karl, I expected the meeting to be a total waste of time because for some reason that no doubt will be very clear to one and all later, those involved still have not been disciplined for their actions. All along the focus has seemed to be on making Karl, a very good employee with numerous commendations and no history of problems, go away--- one way or another. Repeatedly documenting and exposing wrong doing by others, being a whistleblower, can get you in trouble and it certainly has for Karl. Unfortunately, as I expected, the meeting was a complete epic failure and total waste of time. Not only do they still not have a single shred of evidence against him for anything at any time, they have no case, and they know it.
I spent a good part of the weekend when I was not dealing with insurance screw-ups, on his behalf updating the situation for the Texas Workforce Administration, his case manager at Social Security because he is disabled, EEOC, and other governmental agencies awaiting the final results of this situation. All have cleared him of any wrongdoing but needed updated statements on the case due to the meeting. Like us, they are all awaiting a final determination by Kroger before pursing civil and criminal cases against those involved as Karl has been completely cleared by them.
Because Karl has not gotten a paycheck for nearly two months and as a result has had no income, his small business at http://www.amazon.com/shops/thundercatsnyy is nearly destroyed. Kind of hard to do things like buy and sell video games and such, advertise, invest in inventory, etc., when you don’t have any money from your employer and your bank account has been hammered by fees and over draft notices as a result. So, not only have those involved have virtually destroyed his career with Kroger, destroyed our ability to shop in the store closest to our home (something critically important right now as Sandi is very sick) they have also managed to destroy his private business that had nothing at all to do with Kroger.
I had thought that by now calmer heads on behalf of Kroger would have taken over the case. To this point it simply has not happened. Hopefully that will happen when the case finally moves on in the next stage of the grievance process to the corporate headquarters in Cincinnati. That means everyone involved here at the local level will be under intense scrutiny as their actions that created the problems are reviewed. While Karl can stand up to such scrutiny and can share additional evidence of various types and forms when asked, I don’t think those who caused the mess and have continued it on can say the same. As the meeting last Friday again showed, there is not a single shred of evidence against him for anything at any time, they have no case, and they know it.
The only positive aspect of this is that he has been home to help me with Sandi. Not only help me with her and things around here, but he has also been able to spend time with his Mom. It is just incredibly sad and extremely outrageous that those involved have caused it at such a huge cost for Karl and for all of us.
Kevin
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my mom cancer update on kevin tipple blogger
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 15, 2011
A Sandi Update
You can pretty much tell how things are around here by how much I am online and how quick I respond to e-mails. Or not.....especially the last three days. They warned us when this started that chemo would give Sandi flu like symptoms as well as a heaviness in her chest with chest pain among other things.Not something you want to hear when you have the kind of cardiac history she does.
The flu like stuff and chest pain deal started with a vengeance late Monday evening and has not let up yet. It seems to hit in waves that last several hours before it backs off a little bit for a short while and then hits her hard again. A heating pad on the back helps a little bit but not much. Whether it is all the chemo or something else bad is happening again we just don't know. Hopefully, as bad as it is, it is only the chemo doing its thing and not signs of something else.
She has an appointment in the morning for lab work and then a Dr. visit at the Hospital. Hopefully something can be prescribed so she feels a little better.
A Sandi Update
You can pretty much tell how things are around here by how much I am online and how quick I respond to e-mails. Or not.....especially the last three days. They warned us when this started that chemo would give Sandi flu like symptoms as well as a heaviness in her chest with chest pain among other things.Not something you want to hear when you have the kind of cardiac history she does.
The flu like stuff and chest pain deal started with a vengeance late Monday evening and has not let up yet. It seems to hit in waves that last several hours before it backs off a little bit for a short while and then hits her hard again. A heating pad on the back helps a little bit but not much. Whether it is all the chemo or something else bad is happening again we just don't know. Hopefully, as bad as it is, it is only the chemo doing its thing and not signs of something else.
She has an appointment in the morning for lab work and then a Dr. visit at the Hospital. Hopefully something can be prescribed so she feels a little better.
review of my dad
THE FLOATING LADY MURDER (2000) by Daniel Stashower
Reviewed by Barry Ergang
An episode from the second season of Monk titled "Mr. Monk Goes to Mexico" contains a tantalizing premise for fans of impossible crime stories: a young skydiver plunges to his death, which is witnessed by his friends on the ground. An autopsy subsequently reveals that the fall didn't kill him; he drowned, apparently in mid-air.
The episode's moments that dealt with Adrian Monk's obsessive-compulsive behavior were often hilarious, but as a mystery it was huge let-down for a couple of reasons. It didn't play fair with the viewer, and the solution was basically a "cheat" because it concerned events only Monk knew about.
The Floating Lady Murder, the second in Daniel Stashower's series featuring Harry Houdini and his brother Dash Hardeen as detectives, employs a similar premise. It doesn't play entirely fair with the reader, but the solution doesn't cheat so it's not likely to disappoint him either.
In 1898, Harry Houdini—except in his own mind—has not yet achieved the fame that would later make him known throughout America and abroad. His brother Dash, the story's narrator, though a somewhat accomplished performer himself, serves primarily as Harry's booking agent. Lately he's been unable to secure jobs for Harry and Harry's wife Bess, Houdini's on-stage assistant. Thus, when he reads that Harry Kellar, "the dean of American magicians," is hiring additional crew members for his troupe, Dash suggests that he, Harry and Bess apply. In his vanity, Harry balks at the notion until Dash and Bess persuade him of the wisdom of it.
They are hired, and soon learn that Kellar is determined to debut his Floating Lady levitation when the touring company returns to New York City from Albany. The illusion was conceived years earlier by Kellar's mentor, The Wizard of Kalliffa (a.k.a. Duncan MacGregor). Levitation was common among magicians, but this one was to be spectacular in that the person levitated would float out over the stage and high above the audience. MacGregor's wife, assisting her husband by taking the role of the Floating Lady, fell to her death from a great height when the illusion failed. In tribute to the MacGregors, Kellar wants to perform the illusion on the twenty-fifth anniversary of Mrs. MacGregor's passing. He has only a matter of days to refine it. Working with the Great Man and his stage crew, Harry and Dash devise an effective means of doing so, receiving Kellar's ecstatic gratitude.
The performance has every member of the troupe holding his breath as the beautiful Francesca Moore seemingly levitates high up into the theater's dome, "borne aloft by the hypnotic force of animal magnetism." The audience is enchanted. But then something goes horribly wrong, and Francesca Moore plummets seventy-two feet to her death.
It seems a terrible accident until, during an autopsy, it's learned that Miss Moore's death resulted from drowning, apparently—and impossibly—in mid-air. When one of the stagehands, Jim Collins, is arrested for murder, Harry and Dash are determined to prove his innocence and uncover the real murderer. This they do when Kellar and a rival magician, Servais Le Roy, team up to perform the illusion once again, putting Bess and Harry's lives in peril.
Stashower does an excellent job of bringing the era to life while serving up a well-paced story that's loaded with action, suspense, a great puzzle, and a lot of humor. Dash Hardeen is not a vacuous Watson who marvels at his brother's brilliance. He, in fact, is the brainier of the two. Harry provides the brawn, as well as unchecked egotism that spawns some wonderful comic moments.
Recommended without reservations.
Barry Ergang (c) 2011
**************
Barry Ergang's own impossible crime novelette, "The Play of Light and Shadow," is available for e-readers at Amazon and Smashwords, along with some of his other work, for a mere ninety-nine cents. Formerly the Managing Editor of Futures Mystery Anthology Magazine and First Senior Editor of Mysterical-E, winner of the Short Mystery Fiction Society’s Derringer Award for the best flash fiction story of 2006, his written work has appeared in numerous publications, print and electronic. For links to material available online, and fiction available for e-readers, see Barry’s webpages.
Remember, too, that he has books from his personal collection for sale at http://barryergangbooksforsale.yolasite.com/ He'll contribute 20% of the purchase price of the books to our fund, so please have a look at his lists.
Reviewed by Barry Ergang
An episode from the second season of Monk titled "Mr. Monk Goes to Mexico" contains a tantalizing premise for fans of impossible crime stories: a young skydiver plunges to his death, which is witnessed by his friends on the ground. An autopsy subsequently reveals that the fall didn't kill him; he drowned, apparently in mid-air.
The episode's moments that dealt with Adrian Monk's obsessive-compulsive behavior were often hilarious, but as a mystery it was huge let-down for a couple of reasons. It didn't play fair with the viewer, and the solution was basically a "cheat" because it concerned events only Monk knew about.
The Floating Lady Murder, the second in Daniel Stashower's series featuring Harry Houdini and his brother Dash Hardeen as detectives, employs a similar premise. It doesn't play entirely fair with the reader, but the solution doesn't cheat so it's not likely to disappoint him either.
In 1898, Harry Houdini—except in his own mind—has not yet achieved the fame that would later make him known throughout America and abroad. His brother Dash, the story's narrator, though a somewhat accomplished performer himself, serves primarily as Harry's booking agent. Lately he's been unable to secure jobs for Harry and Harry's wife Bess, Houdini's on-stage assistant. Thus, when he reads that Harry Kellar, "the dean of American magicians," is hiring additional crew members for his troupe, Dash suggests that he, Harry and Bess apply. In his vanity, Harry balks at the notion until Dash and Bess persuade him of the wisdom of it.
They are hired, and soon learn that Kellar is determined to debut his Floating Lady levitation when the touring company returns to New York City from Albany. The illusion was conceived years earlier by Kellar's mentor, The Wizard of Kalliffa (a.k.a. Duncan MacGregor). Levitation was common among magicians, but this one was to be spectacular in that the person levitated would float out over the stage and high above the audience. MacGregor's wife, assisting her husband by taking the role of the Floating Lady, fell to her death from a great height when the illusion failed. In tribute to the MacGregors, Kellar wants to perform the illusion on the twenty-fifth anniversary of Mrs. MacGregor's passing. He has only a matter of days to refine it. Working with the Great Man and his stage crew, Harry and Dash devise an effective means of doing so, receiving Kellar's ecstatic gratitude.
The performance has every member of the troupe holding his breath as the beautiful Francesca Moore seemingly levitates high up into the theater's dome, "borne aloft by the hypnotic force of animal magnetism." The audience is enchanted. But then something goes horribly wrong, and Francesca Moore plummets seventy-two feet to her death.
It seems a terrible accident until, during an autopsy, it's learned that Miss Moore's death resulted from drowning, apparently—and impossibly—in mid-air. When one of the stagehands, Jim Collins, is arrested for murder, Harry and Dash are determined to prove his innocence and uncover the real murderer. This they do when Kellar and a rival magician, Servais Le Roy, team up to perform the illusion once again, putting Bess and Harry's lives in peril.
Stashower does an excellent job of bringing the era to life while serving up a well-paced story that's loaded with action, suspense, a great puzzle, and a lot of humor. Dash Hardeen is not a vacuous Watson who marvels at his brother's brilliance. He, in fact, is the brainier of the two. Harry provides the brawn, as well as unchecked egotism that spawns some wonderful comic moments.
Recommended without reservations.
Barry Ergang (c) 2011
**************
Barry Ergang's own impossible crime novelette, "The Play of Light and Shadow," is available for e-readers at Amazon and Smashwords, along with some of his other work, for a mere ninety-nine cents. Formerly the Managing Editor of Futures Mystery Anthology Magazine and First Senior Editor of Mysterical-E, winner of the Short Mystery Fiction Society’s Derringer Award for the best flash fiction story of 2006, his written work has appeared in numerous publications, print and electronic. For links to material available online, and fiction available for e-readers, see Barry’s webpages.
Remember, too, that he has books from his personal collection for sale at http://barryergangbooksforsale.yolasite.com/ He'll contribute 20% of the purchase price of the books to our fund, so please have a look at his lists.
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FFB Review: "Nights of the Red Moon" by Milton T. Burton
I have reviewed this book and author Milton T. Burton here before as part of Friday’s Forgotten Books hosted by Patti Abbott. I do it today with a heavy heart as while Sandi was in the hospital, I learned that my friend Milton had passed. Never again will I get another call from him over in Tyler, his rich voice booming on the line, asking how I and the family were doing, encouraging me on my writing, and willing to discuss anything and everything. I leave it to others to eulogize Milton and explain what he meant to them and the writing community. I simply don’t have the words to express the loss I feel………
Milton T. Burton's third novel sets the stage for a series with a rock solid foundation, interesting characters, and a complex case. Sheriff Bo Handel has been the strong, and at times compassionate, arm of the law in Caddo County, Texas for nearly thirty years. Forty miles away from the Louisiana border and half that north of Nacogdoches, the county is fairly quiet though there have been strange events over the years. With a drought and heat wave gripping the state and painting the Texas moon blood red, Sheriff Bo Handel knows the Cherokees were right to fear such times as periods of madness and death.
It was some time on an early September morning that Amanda Twiller, wife of the local Methodist preacher, was murdered and then dumped on the front lawn of the parsonage. Shot three times in the back, her body has been left like trash out on the lawn for one and all passing by to see. Including her husband, who found her just after dawn and called it in. While the fact she is dead is not a surprise, the actual manner of her death is a little bit. In the three short years that Reverend Bobby Joe Twiller and Amanda had been in town, she had made quite a name for herself as an adulteress, prescription drug addict, and a few other things before running off with Emmet Zorn, owner of a local liquor store. None of that explains why the FBI in the form of two agents is also present at the local crime scene.
Agents Muldoon and Hotchkiss of the FBI are interested because Emmet Zorn has links to organized crime down in Houston. Their agenda is to get evince against Emmet Zorn and leveraging him to talk about those higher up the food chain. What starts as a simple local murder case quickly puts a personal and professional strain on Sheriff Bo Handel. He doesn't care about the federal government, inter-agency cooperation, or why it all matters in the world. He just wants the actual killer brought to justice. Along the way, if he can, he will help others and try to stem the rising tide of collateral damage in his county where outside forces are turning the county into their personal turf war.
Author Milton T. Burton's latest effort after The Rogues Game and The Sweet and the Dead is a powerful, and at times, dark mystery set in East Texas. Sort of a weird cross between the style of Bill Crider and Joe Landsdale, this is a powerfully good noir style cozy. Borderline graphic at times, full of dark nuance and meaning, the book moves quickly through its 294 pages to a powerful resolution with no easy answers.
Along the way the complex character of Sheriff Bo Handel as well as numerous major and minor secondary characters comes alive for the reader. Plenty of East Texas history is woven into the tale in such a way that by the end of the book, the very county itself fully exists as a character in its own right and is lodged in your mind. Couple all that with plenty of action, mystery, suspense, a hint of romance, and the result is a breakout book for Texan Milton T. Burton. While you do have to wait for a sequel, there is this one and his two others if he is new to you. If he isn't new to you and you have not read it yet, what are you waiting for?
Nights of the Red Moon: A Mystery
Milton T. Burton
http://obscuredestinies.blogspot.com/
A Thomas Dunne Book (Minotaur Books)
http://www.minotaurbooks.com
December 2010
ISBN# 978-0-312-64800-8
Hardback (available on Kindle)
294 Pages
$24.99
Material supplied by the good folks of the Plano, Texas Public Library System.
Kevin R. Tipple © 2011
POSTED BY KEVIN R. TIPPLE AT 8:04 AM 2 COMMENTS
LABELS: CRIME FICTION, CRIME SERIES, MILTON T. BURTON, NIGHTS OF THE RED MOON, TEXAS
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I have reviewed this book and author Milton T. Burton here before as part of Friday’s Forgotten Books hosted by Patti Abbott. I do it today with a heavy heart as while Sandi was in the hospital, I learned that my friend Milton had passed. Never again will I get another call from him over in Tyler, his rich voice booming on the line, asking how I and the family were doing, encouraging me on my writing, and willing to discuss anything and everything. I leave it to others to eulogize Milton and explain what he meant to them and the writing community. I simply don’t have the words to express the loss I feel………
Milton T. Burton's third novel sets the stage for a series with a rock solid foundation, interesting characters, and a complex case. Sheriff Bo Handel has been the strong, and at times compassionate, arm of the law in Caddo County, Texas for nearly thirty years. Forty miles away from the Louisiana border and half that north of Nacogdoches, the county is fairly quiet though there have been strange events over the years. With a drought and heat wave gripping the state and painting the Texas moon blood red, Sheriff Bo Handel knows the Cherokees were right to fear such times as periods of madness and death.
It was some time on an early September morning that Amanda Twiller, wife of the local Methodist preacher, was murdered and then dumped on the front lawn of the parsonage. Shot three times in the back, her body has been left like trash out on the lawn for one and all passing by to see. Including her husband, who found her just after dawn and called it in. While the fact she is dead is not a surprise, the actual manner of her death is a little bit. In the three short years that Reverend Bobby Joe Twiller and Amanda had been in town, she had made quite a name for herself as an adulteress, prescription drug addict, and a few other things before running off with Emmet Zorn, owner of a local liquor store. None of that explains why the FBI in the form of two agents is also present at the local crime scene.
Agents Muldoon and Hotchkiss of the FBI are interested because Emmet Zorn has links to organized crime down in Houston. Their agenda is to get evince against Emmet Zorn and leveraging him to talk about those higher up the food chain. What starts as a simple local murder case quickly puts a personal and professional strain on Sheriff Bo Handel. He doesn't care about the federal government, inter-agency cooperation, or why it all matters in the world. He just wants the actual killer brought to justice. Along the way, if he can, he will help others and try to stem the rising tide of collateral damage in his county where outside forces are turning the county into their personal turf war.
Author Milton T. Burton's latest effort after The Rogues Game and The Sweet and the Dead is a powerful, and at times, dark mystery set in East Texas. Sort of a weird cross between the style of Bill Crider and Joe Landsdale, this is a powerfully good noir style cozy. Borderline graphic at times, full of dark nuance and meaning, the book moves quickly through its 294 pages to a powerful resolution with no easy answers.
Along the way the complex character of Sheriff Bo Handel as well as numerous major and minor secondary characters comes alive for the reader. Plenty of East Texas history is woven into the tale in such a way that by the end of the book, the very county itself fully exists as a character in its own right and is lodged in your mind. Couple all that with plenty of action, mystery, suspense, a hint of romance, and the result is a breakout book for Texan Milton T. Burton. While you do have to wait for a sequel, there is this one and his two others if he is new to you. If he isn't new to you and you have not read it yet, what are you waiting for?
Nights of the Red Moon: A Mystery
Milton T. Burton
http://obscuredestinies.blogspot.com/
A Thomas Dunne Book (Minotaur Books)
http://www.minotaurbooks.com
December 2010
ISBN# 978-0-312-64800-8
Hardback (available on Kindle)
294 Pages
$24.99
Material supplied by the good folks of the Plano, Texas Public Library System.
Kevin R. Tipple © 2011
POSTED BY KEVIN R. TIPPLE AT 8:04 AM 2 COMMENTS
LABELS: CRIME FICTION, CRIME SERIES, MILTON T. BURTON, NIGHTS OF THE RED MOON, TEXAS
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Sandi and her Chemo
Monday was a brutal day in so many ways. We had worried all weekend and were pretty nervous by the time we got to the hospital shortly after dawn. At least it was not snowing or icing here as had been predicted in the prior days. Things started late as they had new information on her cancer situation and the news was not good. Then, she had to wait for her lab results as they had to get her blood processed so they knew where she was at this point. After what seemed like forever they had her sleeping from the initial drugs that would set up her system to accept the cancer killing drugs. That started and everything seemed okay.
About an hour into the cancer killing drug stuff dripping into her she had her first of two different severe reactions to the drugs. Treatment had to be stopped for over an hour each time as they added other medications to stop the increasingly severe reactions. We had been warned chills, blood pressure problems, choking sensations, breathing problems and numerous other issues could happen. It is another thing when it does happen and your wife goes pale and starts crying because she is scared and in pain.
Monday night was a long one as we got home long after the dinner hour and then only slept for about three hours as we were awake from 2:30 on. Neither one of us could sleep. We discovered that middle of the night TV is also mainly repeated news programs and infomercials. That and numerous food commercials. Not the best things to watch when one is trying to relax and go back to sleep.
Shortly after another cold dawn we were back at the hospital Tuesday morning to do the rest of the first round of chemo. That went better as this time she was able to stay awake for it and didn’t have any reaction at all. Apparently this happens sometimes as once they get you past the first half of the first round the second part isn’t nearly as bad. She was sitting up and smiling while the stuff dripped into her. As she sat there she worked on a new hooded scarf that she was making to sell. Patients and their spouses saw what she was working on and asked questions so she talked about her crafts and stuff for sale over at iOffer. Crafts for her serve the same job as books and writing for me do and it was pretty cool to sit there and listen to her talking to folks about what she does. Especially after what had happened Monday and the fact that back in August we were warned that the strokes might have prevented her ever doing that stuff again. The time passed quickly and we were sent home with the anti- nausea drugs and an expectation it could be another long night from that.
When we got home Tuesday we were both so worn out we went to bed. Surfaced briefly for dinner, which certainly was not my best effort ever, and back in bed. Thankfully she passed through the window of time when she had the potential to get violently sick with no issues.
Yesterday we were back at chemo for the injection that follows the multi-hour infusion process. The injection, as we understand it, is to boost her white blood cell count as best they can because the drugs damage and destroy the white blood cells and other immune support things in the body. She was fine yesterday with that and came home where she continued to crochet and watch TV. According to one of the nurses, it is not rare for a patient to have real issues with the first part of treatment in round one and then to be totally fine with the rest of it. Considering how widespread and advanced her two different forms on Non-Hodgkin’s Lymphomas are, it was apparently inevitable that day one will be bad. Personally, I am just glad round one of chemo is over.
At this point, assuming nothing happens to worsen her ongoing breathing issues or anything else, she is supposed to go back to the doctor next Friday for blood work and a checkup to see how she is after this first round. Round two is scheduled for right after Christmas as this will be an every three week process. So, at least she will have two treatments in before January 1, 2012 when we have to meet her new deductible of several thousand dollars. That is going to be ugly and I have no idea what we will do then.
In the meantime, after I got her back home and settled, I went to the store and bought a few things to get us to next week when our food stamps come back in. My plan had been to sit here today and catch up a little bit on things here as well as take things easy. The District Manager for KROGER changed that plan as she has summoned Karl for a meeting regarding his ongoing situation with store #581. As I wrote here awhile back, Karl was wrongfully suspended without pay on October 18, 2011 for a false allegation of “sexual harassment” by a fellow employee who is out of uniform every day and frequently works off the clock among other violations of her own. He has been cleared by not only internal Kroger investigators, local police, the TEXAS WORKFORCE COMMISSION and SOCIAL SECURITY disability investigators and yet he still is not back to work. Weeks later, after doing absolutely nothing to remove the employees involved in the case for lying and other issues, the District Manger has summoned him for a 9am meeting this morning. So much for my plan to take it easy and keep an eye on Sandi. Whether this meeting will really resolve this situation remains to be seen.
So, while he is meeting with her and a couple of other people, I will be working on a long delayed review for TANGENT ONLINE. If you have never read the adventure fantasy magazine BLACK GATE you really should. The magazine is huge and features some incredibly good stories. I had started writing the review the morning that I ended up taking Sandi to ER back on the 18th of November and with everything happening here didn’t make much progress on it. So, I will take things with me and work on it while waiting for Karl to be finished with his meeting. That and calling home frequently to check on the patient who I really don’t want to leave home alone right now.
Hopefully, for her sake, as well as my own health issues with my swollen left leg and pain that is about to make me seriously nuts, the meeting won’t last that long and I can get home and lay down. Sitting is very painful for me and does things like make my leg swell, lose feeling when it does not feel like it is on fire, and other things one does not want. I have been doing way too much of that lately because of everything here. People keep telling me I need to take care of myself but right now that seems impossible. I’m needed in too many places.
Again, on behalf of all of us, thank you one and all for your prayers and thoughts of support both online here and elsewhere, private e-mail, and by regular mail. I am way behind in my replies and thank yous, but please know it is simply because of events here and not because I don’t appreciate what you have done. We appreciate it so much and far beyond what I can express here.
Kevin
Monday was a brutal day in so many ways. We had worried all weekend and were pretty nervous by the time we got to the hospital shortly after dawn. At least it was not snowing or icing here as had been predicted in the prior days. Things started late as they had new information on her cancer situation and the news was not good. Then, she had to wait for her lab results as they had to get her blood processed so they knew where she was at this point. After what seemed like forever they had her sleeping from the initial drugs that would set up her system to accept the cancer killing drugs. That started and everything seemed okay.
About an hour into the cancer killing drug stuff dripping into her she had her first of two different severe reactions to the drugs. Treatment had to be stopped for over an hour each time as they added other medications to stop the increasingly severe reactions. We had been warned chills, blood pressure problems, choking sensations, breathing problems and numerous other issues could happen. It is another thing when it does happen and your wife goes pale and starts crying because she is scared and in pain.
Monday night was a long one as we got home long after the dinner hour and then only slept for about three hours as we were awake from 2:30 on. Neither one of us could sleep. We discovered that middle of the night TV is also mainly repeated news programs and infomercials. That and numerous food commercials. Not the best things to watch when one is trying to relax and go back to sleep.
Shortly after another cold dawn we were back at the hospital Tuesday morning to do the rest of the first round of chemo. That went better as this time she was able to stay awake for it and didn’t have any reaction at all. Apparently this happens sometimes as once they get you past the first half of the first round the second part isn’t nearly as bad. She was sitting up and smiling while the stuff dripped into her. As she sat there she worked on a new hooded scarf that she was making to sell. Patients and their spouses saw what she was working on and asked questions so she talked about her crafts and stuff for sale over at iOffer. Crafts for her serve the same job as books and writing for me do and it was pretty cool to sit there and listen to her talking to folks about what she does. Especially after what had happened Monday and the fact that back in August we were warned that the strokes might have prevented her ever doing that stuff again. The time passed quickly and we were sent home with the anti- nausea drugs and an expectation it could be another long night from that.
When we got home Tuesday we were both so worn out we went to bed. Surfaced briefly for dinner, which certainly was not my best effort ever, and back in bed. Thankfully she passed through the window of time when she had the potential to get violently sick with no issues.
Yesterday we were back at chemo for the injection that follows the multi-hour infusion process. The injection, as we understand it, is to boost her white blood cell count as best they can because the drugs damage and destroy the white blood cells and other immune support things in the body. She was fine yesterday with that and came home where she continued to crochet and watch TV. According to one of the nurses, it is not rare for a patient to have real issues with the first part of treatment in round one and then to be totally fine with the rest of it. Considering how widespread and advanced her two different forms on Non-Hodgkin’s Lymphomas are, it was apparently inevitable that day one will be bad. Personally, I am just glad round one of chemo is over.
At this point, assuming nothing happens to worsen her ongoing breathing issues or anything else, she is supposed to go back to the doctor next Friday for blood work and a checkup to see how she is after this first round. Round two is scheduled for right after Christmas as this will be an every three week process. So, at least she will have two treatments in before January 1, 2012 when we have to meet her new deductible of several thousand dollars. That is going to be ugly and I have no idea what we will do then.
In the meantime, after I got her back home and settled, I went to the store and bought a few things to get us to next week when our food stamps come back in. My plan had been to sit here today and catch up a little bit on things here as well as take things easy. The District Manager for KROGER changed that plan as she has summoned Karl for a meeting regarding his ongoing situation with store #581. As I wrote here awhile back, Karl was wrongfully suspended without pay on October 18, 2011 for a false allegation of “sexual harassment” by a fellow employee who is out of uniform every day and frequently works off the clock among other violations of her own. He has been cleared by not only internal Kroger investigators, local police, the TEXAS WORKFORCE COMMISSION and SOCIAL SECURITY disability investigators and yet he still is not back to work. Weeks later, after doing absolutely nothing to remove the employees involved in the case for lying and other issues, the District Manger has summoned him for a 9am meeting this morning. So much for my plan to take it easy and keep an eye on Sandi. Whether this meeting will really resolve this situation remains to be seen.
So, while he is meeting with her and a couple of other people, I will be working on a long delayed review for TANGENT ONLINE. If you have never read the adventure fantasy magazine BLACK GATE you really should. The magazine is huge and features some incredibly good stories. I had started writing the review the morning that I ended up taking Sandi to ER back on the 18th of November and with everything happening here didn’t make much progress on it. So, I will take things with me and work on it while waiting for Karl to be finished with his meeting. That and calling home frequently to check on the patient who I really don’t want to leave home alone right now.
Hopefully, for her sake, as well as my own health issues with my swollen left leg and pain that is about to make me seriously nuts, the meeting won’t last that long and I can get home and lay down. Sitting is very painful for me and does things like make my leg swell, lose feeling when it does not feel like it is on fire, and other things one does not want. I have been doing way too much of that lately because of everything here. People keep telling me I need to take care of myself but right now that seems impossible. I’m needed in too many places.
Again, on behalf of all of us, thank you one and all for your prayers and thoughts of support both online here and elsewhere, private e-mail, and by regular mail. I am way behind in my replies and thank yous, but please know it is simply because of events here and not because I don’t appreciate what you have done. We appreciate it so much and far beyond what I can express here.
Kevin
daddy yankee
According to the latest news Daddy Yankee is said to have died in a single vehicle accident on Interstate 80 between Morristown and Roswell on December 17, 2011. He was only identified by ID on his body. Drugs and alcohol do not seem to have taken any role in the crash. ChaCha again soon!
joke 5 and 6
A mother and daughter loved to play around. They partied everyday and always ended up fucking everybody around. Their holes were played until they became seasoned and loose. One day, the daughter met the man of her dreams and decided to get married. Now, the man did not know about their flicks and thought the daughter was still a virgin. So he decided to leave any lovemaking until their wedding night. The daughter began to worry about the condition of her hole and consulted her mother, "Mum, I'm worried, what will Peter do if he finds out about my hole?!!" Mother said, "Don't worry dear, I will teach you a way to fool your husband-to-be. Here's what you do, place an apple in your hole and it will be tight and he won't even notice it." So the daughter did what her mother taught her and everything went well and the stupid husband didn't even notice.
This went on for a few months. Now, everytime the daughter wanted to bathe, she would take out the apple and place it on the wash basin and after bathing, she would put it back in her hole. One day, after bathing, she forgot to put it back and left it on the wash basin. The husband came into the washroom and saw the apple and thought that her wife left the apple for him and he ate it, "Honey, thanks for the apple. It tasted great!" Shocked, the daughter dare not tell her husband about it and went to consult her mother, "Mum, I'm in deep shit now! I took out the apple while I was bathing and I forgot to put it back and Peter found the apple I left on the wash basin and ate it! What sould I do? Will he be poisoned? I'm scared, mum." Mother said, "Don't worry dear, a few years ago, your father ate the WATERMELON I left in the washroom and he lived!"
joke There was an Amish girl that had just come of age to date. Her mother was helping her get ready to go out that night. As she was about ready she put on some gloves, because it was to be cold that night,and the Amish still ride in buggies. Her mother asked, "why are you wearing gloves?" She continued by saying that it wasn't lady like to wear gloves. The Girl said to her mother, "its suppose to be cold tonight, what do I do with my hands if they get cold?" Her mother replied. "just stick your hands between your knees, and they will get warm." So the girl agreed. Her date picked her up and they went on there was. On their way home her hands got cold, so following her mother's orders, she stuck her hands between her knees. Her date looked over and said, "what on earth do you have your hands between your legs for?" She replied, " my mother told me that if my hands got cold, to stick them between my legs to get them warm." Her date said to her, " well my dick is frozen solid do you care if I stick it between your legs to get it warm?" The girl said, "well I don't see any harm in it." So he did. After returning home from her date she asked her mother," What do you know about them there dicks?" Her mother said, "Why what do you know about dicks?" The girl looked at her mother and said, "All I know is that when they thaw out they make an awful mess!"
This went on for a few months. Now, everytime the daughter wanted to bathe, she would take out the apple and place it on the wash basin and after bathing, she would put it back in her hole. One day, after bathing, she forgot to put it back and left it on the wash basin. The husband came into the washroom and saw the apple and thought that her wife left the apple for him and he ate it, "Honey, thanks for the apple. It tasted great!" Shocked, the daughter dare not tell her husband about it and went to consult her mother, "Mum, I'm in deep shit now! I took out the apple while I was bathing and I forgot to put it back and Peter found the apple I left on the wash basin and ate it! What sould I do? Will he be poisoned? I'm scared, mum." Mother said, "Don't worry dear, a few years ago, your father ate the WATERMELON I left in the washroom and he lived!"
joke There was an Amish girl that had just come of age to date. Her mother was helping her get ready to go out that night. As she was about ready she put on some gloves, because it was to be cold that night,and the Amish still ride in buggies. Her mother asked, "why are you wearing gloves?" She continued by saying that it wasn't lady like to wear gloves. The Girl said to her mother, "its suppose to be cold tonight, what do I do with my hands if they get cold?" Her mother replied. "just stick your hands between your knees, and they will get warm." So the girl agreed. Her date picked her up and they went on there was. On their way home her hands got cold, so following her mother's orders, she stuck her hands between her knees. Her date looked over and said, "what on earth do you have your hands between your legs for?" She replied, " my mother told me that if my hands got cold, to stick them between my legs to get them warm." Her date said to her, " well my dick is frozen solid do you care if I stick it between your legs to get it warm?" The girl said, "well I don't see any harm in it." So he did. After returning home from her date she asked her mother," What do you know about them there dicks?" Her mother said, "Why what do you know about dicks?" The girl looked at her mother and said, "All I know is that when they thaw out they make an awful mess!"
joke 3 and 4
A married couple have been stranded on a deserted island for many years. One day another man washes up on shore. He and the wife become attracted to each other right away, but realize they must be creative if they are to engage in any hanky-panky. The husband, however, is very glad to see the second man there. "Now we will be able to have three people doing eight hour shifts in the watchtower, rather than two people doing 12-hour shifts."
The newcomer is only too happy to help and in fact volunteers to do the first shift. He climbs up the tower to stand watch. Soon the couple on the ground are placing stones in a circle to make a fire to cook supper. The second man yells down, "Hey, no screwing!" They yell back, "We're not screwing!"
A few minutes later they start to put driftwood into the stone circle. Again the second man yells down, "Hey, no screwing!" Again they yell back, "We're not screwing!" Later they are putting palm leaves on the roof of their shack to patch leaks. Once again the second man yells down, "Hey, I said no screwing!" They yell back, "We're not screwing!"
Eventually the shift is over and the second man climbs down from the tower to be replaced by the husband. He's not even halfway up before the wife and her new friend are hard at it. The husband looks out from the tower and says, "Son-of-a-gun. From up here it DOES look like they're screwing.
joke 4Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth. As the couple take in the latest episode of their favorite program, the man loses concentration for a split second, and a peanut goes into his ear. He tries to get it out, but succeeds only in forcing the thing in awfully
deep.
After a few hours of fruitless rooting the couple decide to go to the hospital, but on their way out of the front door they meet their daughter coming in with her boyfriend.
The boyfriend takes control of the situation; he tells them he's studying medicine and that they're not to worry about a thing. He then sticks two fingers up the man's nose and asks him to blow, and low and behold, the nut shoots from the ear and out across the room.
As the daughter and her boyfriend go through to the kitchen to get drinks, the man and his wife sit down to discuss their luck. "So" the wife says, "what do you think he'll become after he finishes school? A GP or a surgeon?"
"Well says the man, rubbing his nose, "by the smell of his fingers, I think he's likely to be our son-in-law."
The newcomer is only too happy to help and in fact volunteers to do the first shift. He climbs up the tower to stand watch. Soon the couple on the ground are placing stones in a circle to make a fire to cook supper. The second man yells down, "Hey, no screwing!" They yell back, "We're not screwing!"
A few minutes later they start to put driftwood into the stone circle. Again the second man yells down, "Hey, no screwing!" Again they yell back, "We're not screwing!" Later they are putting palm leaves on the roof of their shack to patch leaks. Once again the second man yells down, "Hey, I said no screwing!" They yell back, "We're not screwing!"
Eventually the shift is over and the second man climbs down from the tower to be replaced by the husband. He's not even halfway up before the wife and her new friend are hard at it. The husband looks out from the tower and says, "Son-of-a-gun. From up here it DOES look like they're screwing.
joke 4Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth. As the couple take in the latest episode of their favorite program, the man loses concentration for a split second, and a peanut goes into his ear. He tries to get it out, but succeeds only in forcing the thing in awfully
deep.
After a few hours of fruitless rooting the couple decide to go to the hospital, but on their way out of the front door they meet their daughter coming in with her boyfriend.
The boyfriend takes control of the situation; he tells them he's studying medicine and that they're not to worry about a thing. He then sticks two fingers up the man's nose and asks him to blow, and low and behold, the nut shoots from the ear and out across the room.
As the daughter and her boyfriend go through to the kitchen to get drinks, the man and his wife sit down to discuss their luck. "So" the wife says, "what do you think he'll become after he finishes school? A GP or a surgeon?"
"Well says the man, rubbing his nose, "by the smell of his fingers, I think he's likely to be our son-in-law."