Using #Xbox360 & #xboxlive with #Netflix washing #xman evolution season have a great night everyone sleep good sweet dreams
Thursday, December 22, 2011
Right now
PlanoTX: mostly clear -> partly cloudy - temperature down 46°F -> 43°F - humidity up 86% -> 95% - wind 10mph W -> 8mph WNW - pressure 30.1
Gaming
All Zombies Must Die on PSN Dec. 27, XBLA on Dec. 28: All Zombies Must Die has a date with Xbox Liv... http://t
Yankees news
Yanks hit with lowest luxury tax ($13.9M) in years; BoSox also owe http://t.co/Dvkw2LRy
music
crunk hits great a buy got great songs and r and b ppl love it gets ★★★★★ a buy
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smartphone rule
@CNET: Study: One-Quarter of all photos and videos taken in the U.S. are taken with a Smartphone http://t.co/zEFNfqWG
recall tuna
Market Basket Initiates Limited Regional Voluntary Recall of Market Basket Solid White Albacore Tuna in Water 5 oz. Product Due to...
Recall two
/ http://go.usa.gov/Ny0
Eclectic Institute Dietary Supplements: Recall - Possible Salmonella Contamination
Recall
/ http://go.usa.gov/NVd Liquid Acetaminophen marketed for infants: Drug Safety Communication - Potential for Dosing Errors
Joke
‘By the time I was forty, I could bend it about ten degrees if I tried really hard.’
‘By the time I was fifty, I could bend it about twenty degrees, no problem.’
‘I'm gonna be sixty next week, and now I can bend it in half with just one hand.’
‘So,’ says his buddy, ‘what's your point?’
‘Well, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get.’
Shopping joke
She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
‘What's up?’ she asks.
‘I'm having a heart attack,’ cries the husband.
The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, ‘Mommy! Mommy! Aunty Shirley is hiding in your closet, and she's got no clothes on!’
The blonde slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, right past her husband, and rips open the closet door.
Sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the closet floor.
‘You rotten bastard’, she screams, ‘My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked scaring the fucking kids!!’