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A man enters a bar where upon be sees a sign that says "complete the test, win 1000 dollars." The man is intrigued and asks the bartender for the details. He says, first you have to drink this fifth of tequilla, go in the first door and pull a tooth from a pitbull with rabies and lastly go in the second door and have sex with a 90 year old woman who has never done it before. The man accepts the challenge and drinks the tequilla, he stumbles into the first room and suddenly there are crashes and yelping, the man comes out and yells "now where is that woman with the bad tooth?"