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The Playoffs Are About QBs: Rodgers vs. Kaepernick

The NFL playoffs always come down to quarterback matchups. Let’s look at these guys head-to-head, next up, Aaron Rodgers vs. Colin Kaepernick, AKA, Green Bay vs. San Francisco.

Shoes to fill:

Rodgers: One of the greatest QBs of all timeKaepernick: Alex SmithAdvantage: Rodgers

Pitching:

Rodgers: State Farm InsuranceKaepernick: 92 MPH fastballAdvantage: Kaepernick

Doppelganger:

Rodgers: Scott Stapp, lead singer of CreedKaepernick: Squidward Q. TentaclesAdvantage: Kaepernick

Checkdowns:

Rodgers: Discount, doubledKaepernick: Generally go to Delanie WalkerAdvantage: Rodgers

Crappy hometown:

Rodgers: ChicoKaepernick: TurlockAdvantage: Neither

Career playoff losses:

Rodgers: TwoKaepernick: ZeroAdvantage: Kaepernick

In a huge upset, Kaepernick beats Rodgers 3-2-1 (you know Kaepernick loves ties). This is rigorous science and has nothing to do with my being a giant 49er fan.