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Monday, April 23, 2012

Rare 1792 penny sells for $1.15 million - http://bit.ly/HZhjrI
on #xbox360 using #Netflix #washing #first48 #goodnight sleep good
@Yankees: RECAP: Jeter collects 4 hits in 7-4 win over Rangers: http://t.co/3VQfxhAm

joke

Two good ol' boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants. Not long after, they're out for a walk and Bubba says, "Hey, Junior - there's the NCO Club. Let's you and me stop in and have us a drank. "But we's privates," protests Junior. "NO, we's sergeants now," says Bubba, pulling him inside "Now, Junior, I'm gonna sit down and have me a drank. "But, we's privates," says Junior. "You blind, boy! " says Bubba, pointing at his stripes. "We's Sergeants now! "So they order their drinks and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Bubba. "You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to take you someplace and make you feel good -- but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea. "Bubba pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Junior, go look in the dictionary and see what that gonorrhea means. If it's good, give me the okay sign. "Junior goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Bubba the big okay sign. Three weeks later Bubba is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea. "Junior," he says, "What you give me the okay for?! "Well Bubba, in the dictionary, it says gonorrhea only affects the privates. "Then he pointed to his stripes and says, "But we's Sergeants now!"

@ESPNDallas: A-Rod leads Yankees past Rangers http://t.co/SAl5keYS
/ MLB
Ny Yankees 7
Texas 4
FINAL WP: CC Sabathia (2-0); LP: Derek Holland (2-1); Save: Mariano Rivera (4).
/ MLB
Ny Yankees 7
Texas 4
FINAL

Tomorrow

We do a review on Wii game and do game play and 3 games out now on Xbox 360 show u game play so stay tune to this spot

Hawk

Dangerous booby traps found on popular Utah trail - http://bit.ly/I6KXPc
APPNEWS
John Amabile, legendary Shore football coach, dies http://4in.fo/f07I7g

Nature

In Touch with Nature Walking through the woods a man comes up to another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquires, "Just out of curiosity, what the hell are you doing?" "I'm listening to the music of the tree." "You gotta be kiddin' me." "No, would you like to give it a try?" "Well, OK..." So he wraps his arms around the tree and presses his ear up against the tree. With this the other guy slaps a set of handcuffs on him, takes his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then strips him ass naked and leaves. Two hours later another nature lover strolls by, sees this guy handcuffed to the tree, stark ass naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to you?" He tells the guy the whole story about how he got there. While he was telling his story, the other guy shakes his head in sympathy, walks around behind him, kisses him behind the ear and says, "Sweetie, this just isn't your day!"

@Yankees: Here's A-Rod extending the #Yankees lead with a 3-run blast in the 5th: http://t.co/peAoeksB
YANKEES: 6 RANGERS: 1 TOP OF 5TH a rodriguez homered to left center, d jeter and r cano scored.
@kevinrtipple: WIN A BOOK!!!----http://kevintipplescorner.blogspot.com/2012/04/flush-fiction-contest.html
NLRB IS ALSO MOVING FORWARD---http://kevintipplescorner.blogspot.com/2012/04/getting-krogers-attention.html @krogerco @ufcw1000

Sick baby


"Beautiful Bulldog" contest winner gives good face - http://bit.ly/Im5yNx
Romney backs student loan proposal Obama supports - http://bit.ly/I61uTD
World Peace faces NBA discipline for violent blow - http://bit.ly/Im521P
Yahoo! News: AP source: Arkansas hiring John L. Smith as interim coach to replace Bobby Petrino next season
Yahoo! News: Officials: 2 women found in Wash. house fire were shot to death
CBSNY.COM: WFAN's Sean Hartnett writes rookie Carl Hagelin can spark life into the Rangers. More @ http://cbsloc.al/Jsc32O

joke

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their "tourist" garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" topless blonde in a thong bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them she smiled and said "Good Morning, Father. Good Morning, Father." nodding and addressing each of them individually, then passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests? So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them. Once again, in their new attire, settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a string, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, said "Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father." and started to walk away. One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said. "Just a minute young lady." "Yes, Father?" "We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are priests, dressed as we are." "Father, it's me, Sister Angela." she replied

Sex

Sex - A man and a woman are having some drinks and they get into a discussion about who enjoys sex n butt fucking more. The man says, “ Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we’re so obsessed with getting laid?” “That does not prove anything,” says the woman. “Think about this; when your ear itches and you put your little finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better, your ear or your finger?” Thumbs up if you get it!! Thumbs up

Blind man

A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"! The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things... 1 -The bartender is a blonde woman. 2 -The bouncer is a blonde woman. 3 -The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter. 4 -The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler, and 5 -I'm a 6 foot, 200 lb. blonde woman with a PhD, a bla¢k belt in karate and a very bad attitude. Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and says; "Naaaah . . . not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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Yahoo! News: Trustees' annual report says finances of Social Security worsened in past year
Yahoo! News: Actress Jennifer Hudson has taken the stand at the trial over her family members' killings

Kids games

When hand games go wrong
APPNEWS
VIDEO: School bus hits tree in Freehold Twp., minor injuries http://bit.ly/I6ssIW
Bible:
There remain faith, hope and charity, these three: but the greatest of these is charity. (1 Corinthians 13:13)
APPNEWS
BREAKING: School bus accident reported in Freehold