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Sunday, August 26, 2012

I thought I wanted a career now I don't now not wroth it , turns out I just wanted and need a paychecks. And my company to grow really good

wrong joke

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.
The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he married the one with the largest breasts.

lol

On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple go to get changed. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe."
The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My word, you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled, she asks, "My picture?"
He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever."
She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower.
He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now."
At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "Oh, oh, oh my, let me get a picture."
He beams and asks, "Why?" She answers, "So I can get it enlarged."

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Carolina 17
Ny Jets 12
FINAL

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Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
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Game ended. 49ers won!
Preseason
SF:29
DEN:24
F
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San Francisco 29
Denver 24
San Francisco Field Goal - 44-yarder by David Akers.

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San Francisco 20
Denver 24
End of 3rd quarter.
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wow

"I feel like a rookie in many ways, but I don't think I'm allowed to play like one." Peyton Manning to Pam Oliver on being in Denver.

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San Francisco 17
Denver 24
David Akers extra point is good.


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San Francisco 10
Denver 24
Matt Prater extra point is good.


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San Francisco 10
Denver 17
San Francisco Field Goal - 33-yarder by David Akers.

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San Francisco 0
Denver 16
Denver TD - Peyton Manning pass to Eric Decker for 5 yards.

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San Francisco 0
Denver 10
Matt Prater extra point is good.

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#Yankees 4, CLE 2 - B8. Grandy: solo HR (33rd of yr\200th of career). Ichiro\Swish: RBI 1B each
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T.O. announces that he's no longer a Seahawk http://t.co/V4rHEb0C
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For those asking, today's #Broncos #49ers game is nationally televised on Fox. Kickoff at 2:10 MT. Be excited.
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