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The Playoffs Are About QBs: Manning vs. Flacco

The NFL playoffs always come down to quarterback matchups. Let’s look at these guys head-to-head, starting with Peyton Manning vs. Joe Flacco, AKA Denver vs. Baltimore.

Famous sibling:

Manning: EliFlacco: Rapper Wacco FlaccoAdvantage: Manning

Saturday Night Live:

Manning: HostedFlacco: Lost ticket lottery for 6th consecutive yearAdvantage: Manning

Home city role model:

Manning: John ElwayFlacco: Stringer BellAdvantage: Flacco

Forehead:

Manning: Bright red from overly tight helmetFlacco: Is overshadowed by his unibrowAdvantage: Manning

Audibles:

Manning: Calls a lot of themlacco: Barely is when he speaksAdvantage: Manning

Fuse:

Manning: Neck vertebraeFlacco: His favorite TV channelAdvantage: Flacco

Really good at:

Manning: Selling outFlacco: Losing the AFC Championship GameAdvantage: Flacco

By a 4-3 count, the matchup goes to Peyton Manning. It’s just science.