If you snort Vyvanse in the bathroom at prom, you will end up dancing non-stop and very slut-like for the rest of the night. Also, if you take a 5 Hour Energy at post prom, smoke two cigarettes to stay awake, then go home and take your sleep meds, you will feel like you’re speed ballin’ and you’ll get paranoid about have a seizure or forgetting to breathe in your sleep. In the morning you will realize you got a total of 3 hours of sleep, your hair is ratty from sleeping on it when it’s curled and teased, and you will feel incredibly hung over. Best night of my life.
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