Friday, December 9, 2011
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Xmas joke two
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers-piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird shit. On top of all this! Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January. Maybe next year I will be able to get my shit together and bring you the things you want. This year I suggest you get your asses down to Walmart before everything is gone. Love, Santa
Xmas
A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned up. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom and gloom pessimist. Just to see what would happen, on the twins' birthday their father loaded the pessimist's room with every imaginable toy and game. The optimist's room he loaded with horse manure. That night the father passed by the pessimist's room and found him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly. "Why are you crying? " the father asked. "Because my friends will be jealous, I'll have to read all these instructions before I can do anything with this stuff, I'll constantly need batteries, and my toys will eventually get broken. " answered the pessimist twin. Passing the optimist twin's room, the father found him dancing for joy in the pile of manure. "What are you so happy about? " he asked. To which his optimist twin replied, "There's got to be a pony in here somewhere! "
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Joke dinner
A blonde decides to do something wild she hasn't done before, so she sets out to rent her first x-rated adult video.
She goes to the video store and, after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating. She drives home, lights some candles, slips into some- thing comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment though, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video store to complain.
‘I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape, but static.’
‘Sorry about, that,’ replied the store clerk. ‘We've had problems with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?’
Replies the blonde, ‘It's called, 'Head Cleaner'.’
She goes to the video store and, after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating. She drives home, lights some candles, slips into some- thing comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment though, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video store to complain.
‘I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape, but static.’
‘Sorry about, that,’ replied the store clerk. ‘We've had problems with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?’
Replies the blonde, ‘It's called, 'Head Cleaner'.’
God say
Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them. And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made. And God blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work which God created and made. These are the generations of the heavens and of the earth when they were created, in the day that the Lord God made the earth and the heavens, And every plant of the field before it was in the earth, and every herb of the field before it grew: for the Lord God had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a man to till the ground. But there went up a mist from the earth, and watered the whole face of the ground. And the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul. And the Lord God planted a garden eastward in Eden; and there he put the man whom he had formed. And out of the ground made the Lord God to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food; the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of knowledge of good and evil. And a river went out of Eden to water the garden; and from thence it was parted, and became into four heads. The name of the first is Pison: that is it which compasseth the whole land of Havilah, where there is gold; And the gold of that land is good: there is bdellium and the onyx stone. And the name of the second river is Gihon: the same is it that compasseth the whole land of Ethiopia. (Genesis 2:1-13 KJV)
Yup
Why, Creator must it all reach man through the lie of Knowledge as long as it is not given so that man knows it?
-Sorin Cerin
-Sorin Cerin
‘I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,’ the young man says, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, ‘but I don’t know her size.’
‘Will this help?’ she asks sweetly, placing her hand in his.
‘Oh, yes,’ he answers, ‘Her hands are just slightly smaller than yours.’
‘Will there be anything else?’ the salesgirl queries as she wraps the gloves.
‘Now that you mention it,’ he replies, ‘she also needs a bra and panties...’
‘Will this help?’ she asks sweetly, placing her hand in his.
‘Oh, yes,’ he answers, ‘Her hands are just slightly smaller than yours.’
‘Will there be anything else?’ the salesgirl queries as she wraps the gloves.
‘Now that you mention it,’ he replies, ‘she also needs a bra and panties...’
Joke alert
Aging Annie was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Joe. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Joe's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone, she called her doctor to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be.
‘On a woman,’ the doctor said, ‘your heart would be just below your left breast.’
Later that night, Annie was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
‘On a woman,’ the doctor said, ‘your heart would be just below your left breast.’
Later that night, Annie was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
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Word:Repel (v). Push away, disgust. Nick was completely repelled by the disgusting gas station bathroom.
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Two necrophiliacs are at work in the morgue.
One of them turns to the other and says, ‘You should have seen this woman they brought in last week. They pulled her out of the water after she'd been there for three weeks. Man, I'm tellin' you, her clit was just like a pickle.’
‘What,’ the other asks, ‘green?’.
‘No,’ says the first, ‘a bit sour.’
One of them turns to the other and says, ‘You should have seen this woman they brought in last week. They pulled her out of the water after she'd been there for three weeks. Man, I'm tellin' you, her clit was just like a pickle.’
‘What,’ the other asks, ‘green?’.
‘No,’ says the first, ‘a bit sour.’
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