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Friday, April 27, 2012
Check up
A very atractive women goes to the docter. She has long blond hair and big boobs and a nice size ass. She is asked to unchange. As she is sitting absolutly naked on the bed she sees a mirror infront of her. As she is bouncing up and down. Wile playing with her vagina and nipplea the docter walks in. Instantly he gets a MASSIVE BONER. she sees him and stops he says" oh miss dont mind me, continue" she continus this time she adds lostion to ALL OF HER BODY the docter asks her to lay back and open her legs,she does. He starts rubing the insides of her thaighs she says "what are u doing" he says " checking your muscles" then he sharts rubing her breasts again she askes that are u doing he says "checking for canser" then he removes his slacks and under wear, then gets on her, again she asks wat are u doing he says " checking ur bouncey ness now bounce!!!!" so she bounces and they have sex for an hour wen they are done with that he re applys all her lotion then turns her and bends her over Nd she says " r u checking my temp" he says yeah. Thenn he tells her to lie on the ground. He lies next to her and starts sucking her all over and again she asks what are u doing, he says cleaning u, he next has her deep throut him and more things at the end he askes wat she was here for and she says" well my friend recomended u for having sex and only paying for a check up" Like this plz
ok yea I see now
Virgin - A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What are you doing?" She exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband." Later that week, the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on a sofa with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" He exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband." A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time coming from the den. Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him. "What are you doing?" She asked. He replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law." ➡➡➡➡if you liked that then I ask that you download an app called "app trailers" and use my referral code "rusty224" it will add 1000 points to my account (equivalent of 1 dollar) and 500 points in yours(50 cents) withy that you can save up for gift cards to many different places including but not limited to eBay, Xbox Live, PSN, Best Buy and many more in the amount of 10, 15, 25 $'s. it will help me and it will help you ⬅⬅⬅⬅
haha Guy thing
I was teaching my son some personal hygiene, and him the 3 steps when taking a pee: 1/ pull the foreskin back 2/ pee 3/ push the foreskin forward. A day later or so he went to the toilet and when I wanted to check up on him I heard him whispering 'one, three, one, three, one, three, one three'...
truck
Anal Virgin A truck driver pulled over to the side of the road and picked up two homosexuals who were hitchhiking. They climbed into the cab and the truck driver pulled the rig back onto the highway. A few minutes later, the first fag said. "Excuse me, but I have to fart." He held his breath, then the truck driver heard a low "Hsssssss." A few miles down the road, the second fag announced, "Excuse me, but I have to fart." The announcement was followed by another low "Hsssssss." "Jesus Fuckin Christ!" the truckie exclaimed. "You fairies can't even fart like men. Listen to this." A moment later he emitted a deafening staccato machine gun burst from his arse. "Ohhh!" one fag exclaimed, turning to the other. "You know what we have here, Bruce? A real virgin!"
lol really
Forgotten panties Police officers George and Mary and their police dog had been assigned to walk a beat. They had been out only a short time when Mary said, "Damn, I waas running late this morning after my workout and shower and I forgot to put on my panties! We have to go back to the station to get them." "We don't have to go back," George replied. "Just give the dog one sniff of your pussy, and he'll go fetch them for you." Mary lifted her skirt for the dog. After ten seconds of sniffing, Fido took off toward the station house. Twenty minutes later they heard sirens. Suddenly the dog rounded the corner with a dozen police cars in pursuit - and the captain's balls in his mouth!
joke
Old Lady in Court Defence Attorney: What is your age? Little Old Woman: I am 85 years old. Defence Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you? Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defence Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly. Defence Attorney: What happened after he sat down beside you? Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh. Defence Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him. Defence Attorney: Why not? Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago. Defence Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts. Defence Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Woman: Hell No, I did not stop him. Defence Attorney: Why not? Little Old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years! Defence Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just spread my old legs and said to him, "take me, young man, Take me!" Defence Attorney: Did he take you? Little Old Woman: Hell, no. That's when he yelled, "April Fool!!!" And that's when I shot the son of a bitch!!!!!!!!!! Lol
God Friday night
Ecclesiastes 2:24 There is nothing better for a man, than that he should eat and drink, and that he should make his soul enjoy good in his labour. This also I saw, that it was from the hand of God.
love two
Every Time I Think of You Every time I think of you, my heart skips a beat. I picture your smile in my mind, your eyes, your hair so neat, the feeling of your touch on me, the sound of your caring voice, the smell of you perfume in the air. Loving you I have no choice, I think of you in such a way, I never thought I would. The feelings straight from my heart, tell me I'm in love.
love
Forever Love I never asked For a blessing like you. Like I've spoken to God And my wishes came true. I asked for a person To love and to hold. To be loyal and faithful Not angry and cold. God placed you on Earth As I quested to find, The one who would be there So sweet and so kind. In my wildest dreams I would have denied. That something so perfect Could at all be supplied. You have such a sweet face But you are so much more. You're my friend and I love you. Your flaws I ignore. With this small, simple statement I give you and pray, That you'll love me forever, And forever you'll stay.
Booty Smack DVD
need a new app
Recall
Diamond Pet Foods Expands Voluntary Recall of One Production Run of Dry Dog Food Due to a Potential Health Risk Recall is limited...
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Justified
Frontline: Law & Disorder
God 4/27/12
James 5:16 Therefore confess your sins to each other and pray for each other so that you may be healed. The prayer of a righteous man is powerful and effective.