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49ers
The Playoffs Are About QBs: Rodgers vs. Kaepernick
The NFL playoffs always come down to quarterback matchups. Let’s look at these guys head-to-head, next up, Aaron Rodgers vs. Colin Kaepernick, AKA, Green Bay vs. San Francisco.
Shoes to fill:
Rodgers: One of the greatest QBs of all timeKaepernick: Alex SmithAdvantage: Rodgers
Pitching:
Rodgers: State Farm InsuranceKaepernick: 92 MPH fastballAdvantage: Kaepernick
Doppelganger:
Rodgers: Scott Stapp, lead singer of CreedKaepernick: Squidward Q. TentaclesAdvantage: Kaepernick
Checkdowns:
Rodgers: Discount, doubledKaepernick: Generally go to Delanie WalkerAdvantage: Rodgers
Crappy hometown:
Rodgers: ChicoKaepernick: TurlockAdvantage: Neither
Career playoff losses:
Rodgers: TwoKaepernick: ZeroAdvantage: Kaepernick
In a huge upset, Kaepernick beats Rodgers 3-2-1 (you know Kaepernick loves ties). This is rigorous science and has nothing to do with my being a giant 49er fan.
denver
The Playoffs Are About QBs: Manning vs. Flacco
The NFL playoffs always come down to quarterback matchups. Let’s look at these guys head-to-head, starting with Peyton Manning vs. Joe Flacco, AKA Denver vs. Baltimore.
Famous sibling:
Manning: EliFlacco: Rapper Wacco FlaccoAdvantage: Manning
Saturday Night Live:
Manning: HostedFlacco: Lost ticket lottery for 6th consecutive yearAdvantage: Manning
Home city role model:
Manning: John ElwayFlacco: Stringer BellAdvantage: Flacco
Forehead:
Manning: Bright red from overly tight helmetFlacco: Is overshadowed by his unibrowAdvantage: Manning
Audibles:
Manning: Calls a lot of themlacco: Barely is when he speaksAdvantage: Manning
Fuse:
Manning: Neck vertebraeFlacco: His favorite TV channelAdvantage: Flacco
Really good at:
Manning: Selling outFlacco: Losing the AFC Championship GameAdvantage: Flacco
By a 4-3 count, the matchup goes to Peyton Manning. It’s just science.