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Source has confirmed that Nicklas Lidstrom will retire. http://4in.fo/gUVRAQ

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A man 80 years of age married a young lady. A year later he carried her to the hospital, and she had a baby. The nurse said to the man: ‘At your age, how do you do that?’ The man answered: ‘You just have to keep the motor running’. Another year passes, and the man carries her back to the hospital, another baby. The same nurse said to the man and asked: ‘You are something else, how do you do that?’. He said: ‘I told you that you just have to keep the motor running’. Another year and back to the hospital for another baby. The same nurse said: ‘You are unbelieveable, how do you do that?!’. He said: ‘You got to keep the motor running’. She answered: ‘Well, you better change oil, because this one came out black’.

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A man went to a strip club. When he got inside he noticed a seat conspicuously unoccupied in the front row. Seizing the opportunity, he took the seat. As soon as the first dancer walked out, the guy directly behind him yelled, ‘Yeah baby! That's what I've been waiting for!’ The man in the front row turned around and gave him a dirty look. A few minutes into the show, the dancer did a move and snatched off her top, revealing two pasties. The guy behind our friend goes off again. ‘Yeah baby! Shake those things.’ Our friend turned around and said, ‘Hey buddy, calm down!’ After a few moments, the dancer did another move, and snatched off herdress, revealing a very thin G-string. Again the man behind our friend yelled out, ‘Oh baby! You're almost there!’ Our friend again turned around and said, ‘Hey buddy, shut the hell up, will ya!’ A few minutes later, the dancer stretched out on the floor and snatched off both the pasties and the G-string, and the whole club went wild, except for the man behind our friend. Curious, our friend turned around and asked, ‘Say buddy, where's your enthusiasm now?’ The guy responded, ‘It's all over your back, dude.’

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Samuel II 15:4 Absalom said moreover, Oh that I were made judge in the land, that every man which hath any suit or cause might come unto me, and I would do him justice!

Travis Hafner to undergo arthroscopic surgery on his right knee tomorrow to repair damaged meniscus. Expected recovery is 4-6 weeks.

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Bible:
And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness, quietness. (Isaiah 32:17)