Sunday, December 11, 2011
Joke Sunday
One day, God goes to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but finds that Adam is sitting by himself.
‘Where’s Eve?’, He asks.
‘Well,’ says Adam, ‘She started to bleed. This happens every month or so.’
‘So where is she?’ asks God.
‘Well, she went down to the river to wash up.’ replies Adam.
‘Damn,’ says God. ‘I just created the sweet water fish. How will I ever get the smell off the fish?’
‘Where’s Eve?’, He asks.
‘Well,’ says Adam, ‘She started to bleed. This happens every month or so.’
‘So where is she?’ asks God.
‘Well, she went down to the river to wash up.’ replies Adam.
‘Damn,’ says God. ‘I just created the sweet water fish. How will I ever get the smell off the fish?’
Sunday and this week
Will as everyone knows my friends and fans and followers my mom has cancer so does on of my friends hoping ur all helping me pray on this ..a sad note one friends in er today day too add more going on hoping she doing good .. My mom has a dr apt on Friday my friend with cancer has lots this week .. I hope to find out about my friend in the er .. Will we all know ufcw is helping more then Kroger Thursday meeting was a joke on kroger offer not work at all .. After I got to the office we start going back just one year out of 6 and find 50+ pics of problems going on the store we will keep going back and see what more we have before email or phones or audio or videos we find and before the paper work we have as the case we get the case toghter for court file soon we hope my business can keep making as Kroger trying to kill the business as they not in the fight do they need to stop so I hope they make a offer if some see the offer on twitter that was a settle met so we see what they do I cant see coming to krogers when I have so much on they will just have to see ... Thanks to my groups and all the help we had 
Joke Sunday
A mother worries that her teenage daughter is having sex and might get pregnant, so she consults several parenting websites for advice.
Later that evening, as her daughter prepares for a date, the mother sits down to talk with her.
‘I know you are adult enough to make the right decision about your body. But I want you to please try to abstain from sex until you're married. If you must have sex, then please use protection.’
Feeling proud of herself for being so pro-active, the mother hands her daughter a box of condoms.
The daughter laughs and hugs her mother. ‘Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating a girl!’
Later that evening, as her daughter prepares for a date, the mother sits down to talk with her.
‘I know you are adult enough to make the right decision about your body. But I want you to please try to abstain from sex until you're married. If you must have sex, then please use protection.’
Feeling proud of herself for being so pro-active, the mother hands her daughter a box of condoms.
The daughter laughs and hugs her mother. ‘Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating a girl!’
NFL picks After first half
I'm 126-53 start today on NFL games will after first games I'm 8-1 so far still have 6 games left
god
"Jesus, The Son Of God":
63 But Jesus remained silent. And the high priest said to him, 'I adjure you by the living God, tell us if you are the Christ, the Son of God.'
64 Jesus said to him, 'You have said so. But I tell you, from now on you will see the Son of Man seated at the right hand of Power and coming on the clouds of heaven.' (Matthew 26 : 63-64 - ESV)
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