Sunday, April 1, 2012
Joke round 2
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it’s getting interesting, they’re finished until next time.
Joke round one
"A man was complaining to a friend: ’I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!’ ’What happened?’ asked the friend. ’My wife found out...’ "
Game of Thrones
2011NRSeason 1
Originally airing on HBO, this live-action fantasy series -- based on George R.R. Martin's "A Song of Ice and Fire" novels -- charts the violent efforts of competing noble families to gain control of the vacant Westeros throne.
Creator:
David Benioff, D.B. Weiss
Genres:
TV Shows, TV Action & Adventure, TV Dramas, TV Sci-Fi & Fantasy
This show is:
Dark
When a power vacuum emerges in the mythical land of Westeros following mighty King Robert's death, several noble families, including the Starks, Lannisters and Baratheons, wage war against each other for control of the vacant Iron Throne. Full of political and sexual intrigue, this fantasy series, based on George R.R. Martin's "A Song of Ice and Fire" novels, also chronicles the rise of an ancient evil, which threatens the entire kingdom.
Cast
Mark Addy Alfie Allen Sean Bean Emilia Clarke Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
DVD details
Subtitles
English, Spanish (Neutral), French, Korean, Portuguese, Chinese Mandarin, Thai
Language and sound
English: Dolby Digital 5.1 French: Dolby Digital 5.1 Spanish (Neutral): Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo
Other features
Color; interactive menus; scene access; making-of featurette; audio commentaries; "From the Book to the Screen"; "Anatomy of Episode 6"; "Creating the Dothraki Language" and more.
Blu-ray details
Subtitles
English, Dutch, French, Spanish (Neutral), Portuguese, Chinese Mandarin, Danish, Norwegian, Swedish, Thai, Polish
Language and sound
English: DTS 5.1 HD Spanish (Neutral): DTS 5.1 HD French: Dolby Digital 2
gets 4 out of 5 great tv show to wash
Originally airing on HBO, this live-action fantasy series -- based on George R.R. Martin's "A Song of Ice and Fire" novels -- charts the violent efforts of competing noble families to gain control of the vacant Westeros throne.
Creator:
David Benioff, D.B. Weiss
Genres:
TV Shows, TV Action & Adventure, TV Dramas, TV Sci-Fi & Fantasy
This show is:
Dark
When a power vacuum emerges in the mythical land of Westeros following mighty King Robert's death, several noble families, including the Starks, Lannisters and Baratheons, wage war against each other for control of the vacant Iron Throne. Full of political and sexual intrigue, this fantasy series, based on George R.R. Martin's "A Song of Ice and Fire" novels, also chronicles the rise of an ancient evil, which threatens the entire kingdom.
Cast
Mark Addy Alfie Allen Sean Bean Emilia Clarke Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
DVD details
Subtitles
English, Spanish (Neutral), French, Korean, Portuguese, Chinese Mandarin, Thai
Language and sound
English: Dolby Digital 5.1 French: Dolby Digital 5.1 Spanish (Neutral): Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo
Other features
Color; interactive menus; scene access; making-of featurette; audio commentaries; "From the Book to the Screen"; "Anatomy of Episode 6"; "Creating the Dothraki Language" and more.
Blu-ray details
Subtitles
English, Dutch, French, Spanish (Neutral), Portuguese, Chinese Mandarin, Danish, Norwegian, Swedish, Thai, Polish
Language and sound
English: DTS 5.1 HD Spanish (Neutral): DTS 5.1 HD French: Dolby Digital 2
gets 4 out of 5 great tv show to wash
WWE SmackDown vs. Raw 2011
Description of WWE SmackDown vs. Raw 2011
This fourth entry in THQ's best-selling pro wrestling series on PlayStation 3 emphasizes enhanced customization options, allowing players greater freedom in designing their characters, storylines, finishing moves, and match types. More than 70 pro wrestlers, male and female, are included, along with over 100 match variants. Highlights include "Hell in a Cell," "Money in the Bank," and "Tables, Ladders & Chairs." A new physics system is included to heighten the game's realism, and the "Road to WrestleMania" mode has been retooled to incorporate new storylines, free-roaming locker rooms, and impromptu matches.
The most notable addition is the "WWE Universe" mode, which has you making an assortment of decisions to help shape future scenarios, from new rivalries and alliances to championship matches and surprise events outside the ring. Those who purchase the game new can access online play and the game's first downloadable content package (which includes a playable Chris Masters and both Rey Mysterio and Kelly Kelly in Halloween-themed attire) without any additional cost. Those who do not purchase the game new can purchase an online access code via PlayStation Network. ~ Scott Alan Marriott, All Game Guide
Developer:
Yuke's Co. Ltd.
Publisher:
THQ, Inc.
ESRB Rating:
T (Blood, Violence, Language, Suggestive Themes)
Category:
Sports
good looking game gets 3 out of 5 getting old every year with a new one out
This fourth entry in THQ's best-selling pro wrestling series on PlayStation 3 emphasizes enhanced customization options, allowing players greater freedom in designing their characters, storylines, finishing moves, and match types. More than 70 pro wrestlers, male and female, are included, along with over 100 match variants. Highlights include "Hell in a Cell," "Money in the Bank," and "Tables, Ladders & Chairs." A new physics system is included to heighten the game's realism, and the "Road to WrestleMania" mode has been retooled to incorporate new storylines, free-roaming locker rooms, and impromptu matches.
The most notable addition is the "WWE Universe" mode, which has you making an assortment of decisions to help shape future scenarios, from new rivalries and alliances to championship matches and surprise events outside the ring. Those who purchase the game new can access online play and the game's first downloadable content package (which includes a playable Chris Masters and both Rey Mysterio and Kelly Kelly in Halloween-themed attire) without any additional cost. Those who do not purchase the game new can purchase an online access code via PlayStation Network. ~ Scott Alan Marriott, All Game Guide
Developer:
Yuke's Co. Ltd.
Publisher:
THQ, Inc.
ESRB Rating:
T (Blood, Violence, Language, Suggestive Themes)
Category:
Sports
good looking game gets 3 out of 5 getting old every year with a new one out
Joke
With all the new technology regarding fertility, an 88-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, various relatives came to visit. “May we see the new baby?” one of them asked. “Not yet,” said the mother. “I’ll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.” Another half hour passed before another relative asked, “May we see the new baby now?” “No, not yet,” said the mother. A while later and again the guests asked, “May we see the baby now?” “No, not yet,” replied the mother. Growing impatient, they asked, “Well, when can we see the baby?” “When it cries!” she told them. “When it cries?” they gasped. “Why do we have to wait until it cries?” “Because, I forgot where I put it.”
Bible:
Do not let your hearts be troubled, and do not be afraid. (John 14:27)
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Do not let your hearts be troubled, and do not be afraid. (John 14:27)
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Saturday, March 31, 2012
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Joke round #3
My dear friend, a divorcee, never remarried, and her daughter wanted to know why. “The men I know would bring too much heavy baggage to the marriage and I simply don’t want to put up with it,” she explained. Taking her mother’s hand in hers, my friend’s daughter said sweetly, “I hate to break the news to you, Mom, but you’re not exactly carry-on yourself.”
Need a lol #2
Two hikers were walking through central Pennsylvania when they came upon a 6 foot wide hole in the ground. They figured it must be the opening for a vertical air shaft from an old abandoned coal mine. Curious as to the depth of the hole, the first hiker picked up a nearby rock and tossed it into the opening. They listened... and heard nothing. The second hiker picked up an even larger rock and tossed it into the opening. They listened... and still heard nothing. Then they both picked up an old railroad tie, dragged it to the edge of the shaft, and hurled it down. Seconds later a dog came running up between the two men and jumped straight into the hole. Bewildered, the two men just looked at each other, trying to figure out why a dog would do such a thing. Soon a young boy ambled onto the scene and asked if either man had seen a dog around here. The hikers told him about the dog that had just jumped into the hole. The young boy laughed and said, "That couldn't be my dog. My dog was tied to a railroad tie!"
Need a lol
doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?" "I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill." The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills. When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.
Friday, March 30, 2012
A woman is in the delivery room giving birth, the doctor tells her to push. She does and the baby's head pops out. The doctor says, Oh! Your baby has slanted eyes. To which she replies
Yeah I heard them Chinese men were pretty good, so I decided to give them a try.The doctor shrugs it off and tells her to push again. This time the baby's body comes out. Holy Shit, your baby has a white body, the doctor says. Yeah I heard them white men were pretty good so I decided to give them a try, she said.
The doctor shrugs it off again and tells her to push again and that will be it. So she does and the legs come out. Holy Shit! Your baby has black legs, the doctor said. Yeah I heard them black men were pretty good so I decided to give them a try, she said.
So the doctor shrugs it off again and ties the umbilical cord and slaps the baby on the ass, it starts to cry. The doctor turns to the woman and asks, How are you going to deal with a baby who has slanted eyes, white body, and black legs? The woman replies I'm just glad it didn't bark!
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