Joke two

(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland ") Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',I'm happy -- although My boss let me go --Happily addicted to the Web. All night long, I sit clicking,Unaware time is ticking,There's beard on my cheek,Same clothes for a week,Happily addicted to the Web! Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, "Yo, man! Don't you know tonight's the senior prom? "With a listless shrug, I mutter "No, man;I just discovered laugh-a-lot-dot-com! "I don't phone, don't send faxes,Don't go out, don't pay taxes,Who cares if someday They drag me away? I'm happily addicted to the Web! Happ-ilyyyyy, ad-dict-eeeed to the Weeeeeb!!! (Yeah!)"