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A survey asked women: ‘What would you do if you woke up and had a penis?’
‘I would walk around and prod my husband all night long with it, whatever he is doing I'll be there prodding him with it.’
‘I would go into my boss' office and lay it on his desk and say: 'Where is my raise?'‘
‘I would find my ex-boyfriend, go to bed with him and tell him to roll over and try something new.’
‘I would want a big one and show it off to everyone.’
‘I could grab myself in public and not be embarrassed.’
‘I would not lift the lid on the toilet seat while peeing.’
‘I would measure it both ways.’
‘Pee off of a tall building.’
‘I would love him, and squeeze him, and play with it all day.’
‘Demonstrate to my husband and my two sons that it is possible to hit the water and not pee all over everything.’
‘Pin my husband down and slap him in the face with it.’
‘See how many donuts I could carry with it.’
‘Check out my boyfriends gag reflexes!’