Thursday, May 31, 2012
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
joke two
A man 80 years of age married a young lady. A year later he carried her to the hospital, and she had a baby. The nurse said to the man: ‘At your age, how do you do that?’ The man answered: ‘You just have to keep the motor running’. Another year passes, and the man carries her back to the hospital, another baby. The same nurse said to the man and asked: ‘You are something else, how do you do that?’. He said: ‘I told you that you just have to keep the motor running’. Another year and back to the hospital for another baby. The same nurse said: ‘You are unbelieveable, how do you do that?!’. He said: ‘You got to keep the motor running’. She answered: ‘Well, you better change oil, because this one came out black’.
joke
A man went to a strip club. When he got inside he noticed a seat conspicuously unoccupied in the front row. Seizing the opportunity, he took the seat. As soon as the first dancer walked out, the guy directly behind him yelled, ‘Yeah baby! That's what I've been waiting for!’ The man in the front row turned around and gave him a dirty look. A few minutes into the show, the dancer did a move and snatched off her top, revealing two pasties. The guy behind our friend goes off again. ‘Yeah baby! Shake those things.’ Our friend turned around and said, ‘Hey buddy, calm down!’ After a few moments, the dancer did another move, and snatched off herdress, revealing a very thin G-string. Again the man behind our friend yelled out, ‘Oh baby! You're almost there!’ Our friend again turned around and said, ‘Hey buddy, shut the hell up, will ya!’ A few minutes later, the dancer stretched out on the floor and snatched off both the pasties and the G-string, and the whole club went wild, except for the man behind our friend. Curious, our friend turned around and asked, ‘Say buddy, where's your enthusiasm now?’ The guy responded, ‘It's all over your back, dude.’
god
Samuel II 15:4 Absalom said moreover, Oh that I were made judge in the land, that every man which hath any suit or cause might come unto me, and I would do him justice!
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Yankees acquire RHP Ryota Igarashi off waivers from Blue Jays. He will report to Triple-A Scranton/Wilkes-Barre: http://t.co/aGfBDRVq
WE ARE DONE Att June 1 2012
Josh king probably take over thundercatsnyy and thundercatsnyyare21
this why
Kevin Tipple's status:
I don't know if we will be homeless in a few days. I hope not. Sandi's surgical deal to remove the painful port out of her chest is not set for June 11.WE DONE
http://kevintipplescorner.blogspot.com
lord
Isaiah 61:10 I delight greatly in the LORD; my soul rejoices in my God. For he has clothed me with garments of salvation and arrayed me in a robe of righteousness, as a bridegroom adorns his head like a priest, and as a bride adorns herself with her jewels.
god
Chronicles II 26:5b,16a As long as Uzziah sought the LORD, God gave him success. ... But after Uzziah became powerful, his pride led to his downfall.
Monday, May 28, 2012
bad site
add to remove this site of my blogger from my 500,000 + followers http://www.bleedingyankeeblue.blogspot.com/ dont use this site and stop following that her site
she remove yankees group and 10,000 yankees fans
go ny28
sad today is #memorialday &a sad not have rent for the first time since we been doing chipin please help http://goo.gl/qrtMy
Monday god
Deuteronomy 8:1-3 Be careful to follow every command I am giving you today, so that you may live and increase and may enter and possess the land that the LORD promised on oath to your forefathers. Remember how the LORD your God led you all the way in the desert these forty years, to humble you and to test you in order to know what was in your heart, whether or not you would keep his commands. He humbled you, causing you to hunger and then feeding you with manna, which neither you nor your fathers had known, to teach you that man does not live on bread alone but on every word that comes from the mouth of the LORD.
god lord
John 11:40 Then Jesus said, "Did I not tell you that if you believed, you would see the glory of God?"
god
Corinthians II 3:18 And we, who with unveiled faces all reflect the Lord's glory, are being transformed into his likeness with ever-increasing glory, which comes from the Lord, who is the Spirit.
Chronicle (2012)
gets 3.5 out of 5 ok movie but not really great
Synopsis Of Chronicle
A loner (Dane DeHaan) escapes his abusive home life and discovers a mysterious crater that gives him and two fellow high school students psychokinetic powers in this found-footage-style superhero film from director Josh Trank and screenwriter Max Landis. DeHaan plays Andrew, a angsty teen whose mother is dying and whose father takes out his violent frustrations out on the boy. As a result, Andrew starts filming everything around him, including the dreadful night that he, his cousin Matt (Alex Russell) and the soon-to-be senior class president, Steve (Michael B. Jordan), wake up with superpowers after exploring a condemned piece of land housing an unexplained power source. The three bond over their newfound abilities, with Andrew clearly leading the pack in terms of control and strength. Despite their noble intentions, a darker streak appears in one of them as the other two try to take control over a situation that soon spirals into homicidal madness -- all of which is captured on camera. ~ Jeremy Wheeler, Rovi
- Theatrical Feature Running Time:
- 84 mins
Complete Cast Of Chronicle
- Director(s):
- Joshua Trank, Josh Trank
- Writer(s):
- Max Landis
- Producer(s):
- John Davis, Adam Schroeder
- Theatrical MPAA Rating:
- PG13(Profanity, Youth Substance Use, Sexual Situations, Violence)
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