YANKEESNEWS
Robinson Cano has already homered twice tonight. Catch his next AB on YES.
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Monday, August 27, 2012
INJURY UPDATE: teixeiramark25 has a left calf strain, headed to hospital for MRI: http://t.co/86bmwRnQ
wii u coming
Wii U release date 'November 18 in US', leaks peripheral firm http://t.co/cmIqmyQI via http://t.co/Xl9eAMVZ
Monday gaming part two
Devs: Wii U specs offer no unexpected challenges http://t.co/5TdEw1iU via http://t.co/Xl9eAMVZ
Monday gaming news part one
Console War Domains Registered By Sony Pictures http://t.co/m044M1vC via http://t.co/Xl9eAMVZ
Dead Island Weapon Mod Transforms Into Project Hell http://t.co/nlnM6aHW via http://t.co/Xl9eAMVZ
Battlefield 3 Armored Kill DLC Release Dated http://t.co/clZ7gqFD via http://t.co/Xl9eAMVZ
The World Ends With You Solo Remix Is Out For iOS http://t.co/XNzko8qi via http://t.co/Xl9eAMVZ
At least 40 people on board bus that collided with train in LA; 8 receiving medical attention http://t.co/gLxPylq9
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#dfw Bus Accident (Crowley/Fort Worth) On Hulen St. Near North Crowley High School http://t.co/OYlG4NMP
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Sunday, August 26, 2012
wrong joke
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.
The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he married the one with the largest breasts.
lol
On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple go to get changed. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe."
The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My word, you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled, she asks, "My picture?"
He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever."
She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower.
He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now."
At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "Oh, oh, oh my, let me get a picture."
He beams and asks, "Why?" She answers, "So I can get it enlarged."
wow
"I feel like a rookie in many ways, but I don't think I'm allowed to play like one." Peyton Manning to Pam Oliver on being in Denver.
Saturday, August 25, 2012
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