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A woman is in the delivery room giving birth, the doctor tells her to push. She does and the baby's head pops out. The doctor says, Oh! Your baby has slanted eyes. To which she replies
Yeah I heard them Chinese men were pretty good, so I decided to give them a try.The doctor shrugs it off and tells her to push again. This time the baby's body comes out. Holy Shit, your baby has a white body, the doctor says. Yeah I heard them white men were pretty good so I decided to give them a try, she said.
The doctor shrugs it off again and tells her to push again and that will be it. So she does and the legs come out. Holy Shit! Your baby has black legs, the doctor said. Yeah I heard them black men were pretty good so I decided to give them a try, she said.
So the doctor shrugs it off again and ties the umbilical cord and slaps the baby on the ass, it starts to cry. The doctor turns to the woman and asks, How are you going to deal with a baby who has slanted eyes, white body, and black legs? The woman replies I'm just glad it didn't bark!
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A woman called the Hewlett-Packard (HP) help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was “running it under Windows.” The woman responded, “No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working fine.”
Tech Support: “How much free space do you have on your hard drive?”
Customer: “Well, my wife likes to get up there on that Internet, and she downloaded ten hours of free space. Is that enough?”
Overheard in a computer shop: Customer: “I’d like a mouse mat, please.”
Salesperson: “Certainly sir, we’ve got a large variety.”
Customer: “But will they be compatible with my computer?”
Customer: “Can you copy the Internet for me on this diskette?”
Customer: “So that’ll get me connected to the Internet, right?”
Tech Support: “Yeah.”
Customer: “And that’s the latest version of the Internet, right?”
Tech Support: “Uhh…uh…uh…yeah.”
Customer: “My computer crashed!”
Tech Support: “It crashed?”
Customer: “Yeah, it won’t let me play my game.”
Tech Support: “Alright, hit Control-Alt-Delete to reboot.”
Customer: “No, it didn’t crash — it crashed.”
Tech Support: “Huh?”
Customer: “I crashed my game. That’s what I said before. Now it doesn’t work.”
Turned out, the user was playing Lunar Lander and crashed his spaceship.
Tech Support: “Click on ‘File,’ then ‘New Game.’”
Customer: [pause] “Wow! How’d you learn how to do that?”
support on the line never help reboot it turn it off and on no help with support not two Hours of waste my time
The politician said to a woman, "You sure do look beautiful today!!!!"
The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same to you."
"Sure you could!!" said the politician, "if you could lie as well as I do!"