Ten ways to say your zipper is down:
- The cucumber has left the salad.
- Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
- You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position
- Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..
- Elvis is leaving the building.
- The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
- Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
- You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
- Men may be From Mars..... but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.
And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....
I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts !
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