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Friday, February 10, 2012
Joke Friday
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his... See more wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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Tuesday, February 7, 2012
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joke
Little Johnny is walking by his parents bedroom when he hears alot of noise. He opens the door and sees his dad with mom bent over the dresser having sex. Dad looks at Little Johnny and smiles and winks. He motions for Johnny to leave the room so Little Johnny leaves. A few minutes later dad is walking past Little Johnnys bedroom and hears a noise. He opens the door to see Little Johnny with grandma bent over the dresser having sex. Little Johnny looks at dad and smiles and winks. He says to dad: Its not so funny when it YOUR momma, is it?
Mushroom Men: The Spore Wars (2008)

Description Of Mushroom Men: The Spore Wars
In Mushroom Men: The Spore Wars, players set out to save a uniquely weird world, from the point of view of a three-inch-tall walking mushroom. Players guide their fungus hero through nearly a dozen levels of classically styled 3D platforming, with plenty of environmental and inventory puzzles to solve along the way. As he explores each level, the player's Mushroom Man can gather together found objects and items, and fashion these into tools to help him accomplish goals and overcome obstacles. Other special abilities, such as the hero's power to glide through the air on the his mushroom cap head, and his springy, grappling-hook-like "Sticky Hand" tool, help him reach otherwise inaccessible locations and objectives.
As the story goes, a strange comet passed close to the earth and spread a strange green dust across the planet, bringing ordinary plants consciousness and mobility. The different species banded together into tribes, and then began to quarrel and eventually go to war with one another. Alas, if only all good Mushroom Men everywhere could learn to overlook their differences and embrace their similarities. Both The Spore Wars and its sister game, Rise of the Fungi on DS, feature the same style of 3D platforming action, through the same stylized, mushroom-themed world. Each game follows its own storyline, however, with the DS game serving as prequel to the Wii game. ~ T.J. Deci, All Game GuideRed Fly Studio
Publisher:
SouthPeak Interactive, Gamecock Media Group
ESRB Rating:
E10 (Mild Fantasy Violence, Animated Blood)
Category:
Action & Adventure
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Monday, February 6, 2012
Monday god
Romans 12:1 ()
12:1 I appeal to you therefore, brothers, by the mercies of God, to present your bodies as a living sacrifice, holy and acceptable to God, which is your spiritual worship. #Bible




