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joke today4/12/2012

Two guys are in a strip joint, one is sitting in front of the other. A woman comes on stage and starts stripping. The guy in back, Paul, says, Oh yeah, Oh yeah! Then the first guy turns around and says,  Hey Paul, shut up! Then two women come out and start stripping. Paul, once again, starts, Yeah baby..mmmm....yeah! Once again the guy in front turns around and tells Paul to be quiet. So three women come out and start stripping. Paul is silent. The guy in front says, Hey Paul, wheres all your excitement now? Paul says, All over your back!

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Sexy sweet sixteen (a lesbian story)
Part 1 (out of the closet)

"Rachel, we dare you to send pictures of your tits to tyler"
The world collapsed on my shoulders. Tyler was a guy i liked back in grade 8. It seemed childish, yet every time i saw him, i still felt an attraction to him. I racked my brain for an excuse
"but i don't have his number anymore"
"we do!"
"and i don't like him like that anymore"
"its a dare, rachel"
"and you know how i feel about guys and boobs!"
"oh come on! You have nice perky boobs. Tyler will love them."
I tried one last time
"I'm not even sure i like guys anymore"
Dead silence. But it was the truth. Of late, i realized i wasn't crushing in guys at all.
"are you like homophobic? This wasn't the reaction i expected. "
"no rachel, neither of us are homophobic" replied Mira. " we are just surprised cause... Well, we dont like boys either..."
This game was about to get 10 times more fun...

Please like it if you want the next part tonight! Kisses!!

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A trucker goes into a whorehouse and hands the Madam five hundred dollars. He says, I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich. The Madam says, For that kind of money, you could have one of my finest girls and surf and turf. The trucker says, I'm not horny, I'm homesick.

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