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Friday, April 6, 2012

dirty story

Sexy sweet sixteen (a lesbian story)
Part 1 (out of the closet)

"Rachel, we dare you to send pictures of your tits to tyler"
The world collapsed on my shoulders. Tyler was a guy i liked back in grade 8. It seemed childish, yet every time i saw him, i still felt an attraction to him. I racked my brain for an excuse
"but i don't have his number anymore"
"we do!"
"and i don't like him like that anymore"
"its a dare, rachel"
"and you know how i feel about guys and boobs!"
"oh come on! You have nice perky boobs. Tyler will love them."
I tried one last time
"I'm not even sure i like guys anymore"
Dead silence. But it was the truth. Of late, i realized i wasn't crushing in guys at all.
"are you like homophobic? This wasn't the reaction i expected. "
"no rachel, neither of us are homophobic" replied Mira. " we are just surprised cause... Well, we dont like boys either..."
This game was about to get 10 times more fun...

Please like it if you want the next part tonight! Kisses!!

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

joke

While taxiing at London Gatwick, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale
made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ground
controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming: "US Air 2771, where the hell are you
going! I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there.
I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between 'C' and 'D', but get it right!" Continuing
her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically: "God! Now you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to! You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour, and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, US Air 2771?" "Yes ma'am," the humbled crew responded. Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind. Tension in every cockpit out in Gatwick was definitely running high. Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking: "Wasn't I married to you once?"

Saturday, February 11, 2012

girls we love and support boobies stop cancer

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