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The First 48
A&E's fast-paced crime reality series follows the clues with dedicated police investigators who know that they have to work quickly to solve a murder, because after the first 48 hours, evidence erodes, eyewitnesses get shaky and culprits slip away. In-depth access to forensics work, interrogations, strategy sessions and SWAT raids allows you to follow top cops around the country as they race against the clock to apprehend their lethal suspects.
2004 12 Episodes
Follow homicide detectives from cities around the country -- including Miami, Kansas City, Dallas and Memphis -- as they try to solve murders in the crucial first 48 hours before the crime scene goes cold in this riveting reality series. Season 1 cases include a mother shot execution-style at home in her affluent neighborhood, the brutal murder of a young ice rink worker, the discovery of the partially burned body of a prostitute and more.
Cast
Dion GrahamCaroline MasonTony MullinsJohn BuhrmasterFernando BoschEddie IbarraToney Armstrong
Streaming details
Subtitles
2005 6 Episodes
Racing the clock, homicide detectives know if they've made no progress in the first 48 hours, the chance of success diminishes significantly -- and this reality series follows cops from cities around the country as they try to crack fresh cases. Season 2 investigations include a man suspected of beating his best friend to death with a cinder block, the murder of a popular strip club owner, a turf war between rival heroin dealers and more.
Cast
Dion GrahamCaroline MasonTony MullinsJohn BuhrmasterFernando BoschEddie IbarraToney Armstrong
Streaming details
Subtitles
English
2006 5 Episodes
Memphis homicide detectives confront a suspect barricaded in his apartment who may have acted in self-defense, and in Dallas, the cops pursue a mentally unbalanced perp who is imminent danger in this season of A&E's hit reality series. The expert detectives race against the clock to crack the cases within "the first 48," which refers to the critical time period following a murder, after which the chances of solving it diminish dramatically.
Cast
Dion GrahamCaroline MasonTony MullinsJohn BuhrmasterFernando BoschEddie IbarraToney Armstrong
Streaming details
Subtitles
English
im on season 5 great tv show love cops show gets 4 out of 5 great tv washing
on netfilx by xbox 360 or ps3 or wii or laptop or other free or disk
2004 12 Episodes
Follow homicide detectives from cities around the country -- including Miami, Kansas City, Dallas and Memphis -- as they try to solve murders in the crucial first 48 hours before the crime scene goes cold in this riveting reality series. Season 1 cases include a mother shot execution-style at home in her affluent neighborhood, the brutal murder of a young ice rink worker, the discovery of the partially burned body of a prostitute and more.
Cast
Dion GrahamCaroline MasonTony MullinsJohn BuhrmasterFernando BoschEddie IbarraToney Armstrong
Streaming details
Subtitles
2005 6 Episodes
Racing the clock, homicide detectives know if they've made no progress in the first 48 hours, the chance of success diminishes significantly -- and this reality series follows cops from cities around the country as they try to crack fresh cases. Season 2 investigations include a man suspected of beating his best friend to death with a cinder block, the murder of a popular strip club owner, a turf war between rival heroin dealers and more.
Cast
Dion GrahamCaroline MasonTony MullinsJohn BuhrmasterFernando BoschEddie IbarraToney Armstrong
Streaming details
Subtitles
English
2006 5 Episodes
Memphis homicide detectives confront a suspect barricaded in his apartment who may have acted in self-defense, and in Dallas, the cops pursue a mentally unbalanced perp who is imminent danger in this season of A&E's hit reality series. The expert detectives race against the clock to crack the cases within "the first 48," which refers to the critical time period following a murder, after which the chances of solving it diminish dramatically.
Cast
Dion GrahamCaroline MasonTony MullinsJohn BuhrmasterFernando BoschEddie IbarraToney Armstrong
Streaming details
Subtitles
English
im on season 5 great tv show love cops show gets 4 out of 5 great tv washing
on netfilx by xbox 360 or ps3 or wii or laptop or other free or disk
story
Running into you part 1 A 1D story-- “oh shit!” a deep voice sounded from above me. “what in bloody fuck did you do?!” another voice said “is she dead?” yet another voice spoke. But this voice sounded Irish. “HARRY YOU FUCKING KILLED HER!” a fourth voice shouted. “no! no I didn’t! see! See she’s breathing!” the first voice said again. I forced my eyes open. It was all blurry but I could make out 5 figures standing around me. “hehe…shes pretty” I new voice came in. I blinked a couple of times but my eyesight was still fuzzy and my head throbbed. “WAIT! Shes awake!” the same Irish voice from before spoke. “are you okay?!” the deep voice asked and I could make out a blur of curls getting closer as the person kneeled besides me. “OF COURSE SHES NOT OKAY!” “ouch” was my smart reply before I blacked out again. --- I woke up in my bed which somehow seemed 10x’s comfier then I remember. I rubbed my eyes and looked around. Wait… where am I? I didn’t recognize any of my surroundings. My hand touched my head where I felt pain and that’s when everything came back to me. Running into something…or someone and the 5 guys. I carefully stood up. I walked to the closed door that was in front of me. Turning the handle I cautiously walked out into the hallway. I found my way into the living where 5 boys were sitting on the couch watching… toy story 3...? Wait… why did these boys seem so familiar? “ello’ love” one of the boys said. “how’d you sleep?” he asked smiling. This caused all the boys to turn and look. I studied them with a puzzled expression. “are-are you… o-one direction?” I asked full of confusion. They all laughed and the curly haired one, Harry nodded his head. “where am I?” “at my house” he answered. Okay… “why…?”I asked again. “cause Harry’s an idiot and accidentally ran into and you got knocked out. We didn’t know where you lived so we brought you here” this time it was Liam who answered. “why not the hospital?” I asked. they all fell silent in thought. “that thought didn’t cross our minds love” Louis smiled. “of course it didn’t” I plainly replied “anybody have anything she could change into?” Zayn asked the rest of the guys as he examined my apparel. I looked down to see I was in my basketball shorts that were covered in dirt and my now brown but originally white singlet. Lovely. “I think everything would be to big on her…” Liam said. “okay! Every one in the car!” Louis shouted. “why?” I asked for me and the rest of the boys. “well we have to get you some cloths of course!” we all nodded, understandingly and started to go to the car. “ oh wait…” Harry called. I looked back to see him holding out his purple ‘jack Wills’ hoodie. “it’ll be a little big… but…” he said with a little smile. I smiled back at him. “thanks” I said slipping on the hoddie. We got into the car. Harry was driving with Louis in the passenger seat and Zayn and Liam on either side of me while Niall was in the back. Once every one was set we drove off.
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Costumes - A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days so the husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes for them to wear. When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom and there laid out on the bed is a Superman costume. The husband yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something else I can wear." The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume and gets a replacement. The husband comes home from work goes to the bedroom and there, laid out on the bed, is a Batman costume. He again yells at his poor wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Batman? Take this back and get me something I can wear to the costume party! The next morning his irate wife goes shopping. When the husband comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed are three items: one is a set of three white buttons, the second is a thick white belt, and the third item is a 2x4 The husband yells at the wife, "What the hell are these for?" The wife yells back, "Take your clothes off. You can put the three white buttons on the front of you and go as a domino. If you dont like that idea, you can put the white belt on and go as an Oreo. And if you dont like THAT idea, you can shove the 2 x 4 up your ass and go as a fudgesicle!" Thumbs up if you get it!! Thumbs up for joke!! Thumbs up for more! Comment!! Visit and follow my channel for more jokes!!! > Credit goes to my family and friends that tell me jokes.
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GENIUS As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb chops, please." Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, and trot across the road to a bus stop. The dog checks the timetable and sits on the bench. When a bus arrives, he walks around to the front and looks at the number, then boards the bus. The butcher follows, dumbstruck. As the bus travels out into the suburbs, the dog takes in the scenery. After awhile he stands on his back paws to push the "stop" button, then the butcher follows him off. The dog runs up to a house and drops his bag on the stoop. He goes back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself -Whap!- against the door. He does this again and again. No answer. So he jumps on a wall, walks around the garden, beats his head against a window, jumps off, and waits at the front door. A big guy opens it and starts cursing and pummeling the dog. The butcher runs up screams at the guy: "What the hell are you doing? This dog's a genius!" The owner responds, "Genius? It's the second time this week he's forgotten his fucking key!"
I Wanna Play With Myself DVD
Category Girl-Girl, All Girl, Masturbation
Director TT Turkin
Starring Kristina Rose, Annie Cruz, Harmony, Naomi, Carmella Bing, Charlotte Stokely, Melanie Scott, Georgia Peach, Rachel Solari, Lola Banks
Featuring Kristina Rose!
I Love To Stick A Dildo Up My Cunt!
I Love To Touch Myself While You Watch Me!
I Rub My Clit Very Hard 'Til I Cum!
I Love To Masturbate While You Watch Me!
I Finger Fuck Myself & Cum Real Hard!
I Spread My Pink Lips & Stick My Fingers Inside My Pussy!
I Slowly Remove My Panties & Play With Myself!
I Get So Wet When I Poke My Pussy!
I Poke My Fuckholes With A Big Hard Dildo!
I Imagine My Lover Sucking My Pussy Lips While I Cum!
My Pink Pussy Can Get So Wet & Horny!
I Love To Stick A Dildo Up My Pussy
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Bell sex,...? Have you tried? A fireman comes home from work and is all excited. He just can’t wait to tell his wife the good news about a new system that they have down at the station. "Honey!" he says, "you’re not going to believe this! Down at the station we have this new system and it’s so great." "When Bell #1 goes off we put on all our gear." "When Bell #2 goes off we slide down the pole and jump in the fire truck." "When Bell #3 goes off we speed to the fire in the fire truck." He excitedly tells his wife. Triumphantly he says, "We’re going to do the same thing for our sex life!" "When Bell #1 goes off we are going to strip naked." "When Bell #2 goes off we will jump into bed". "When Bell #3 goes off we will screw our brains out. Let’s give a test run. OK, ready?" "Bell #1!" (they strip naked) "Bell #2!" (they hop into bed) "Bell #3!" (they start screwing there brains out) A couple of minutes later the wife starts screaming "Oh, Bell #4! Bell #4!". The husband confused says,"Bell #4, What’s that?" The wife screams "More hose! More hose! Your not reaching the fire!"
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The Black Sheep A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science. One day the wife of the tribe’s chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, “Look here! You’re the only white man we’ve ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out what happened!” The professor replied, “No, Chief. You’re mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion.” The chief was silent for a moment, then said, “Tell you what. You don’t say anything more about that sheep and I won’t say anything more about that white child.”
Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Season 3 DVD
Set after the events in Episode II: Attack of the Clones, these animated entries in the Star Wars sagas follow the adventures of the Jedi knights, including Anakin Skywalker -- who draws ever closer to the dark side -- and his master, Obi-Wan Kenobi. As the Jedis and Princess Padmé fight to preserve the Republic and defeat the Separatists, they face off with deadly foes such as Count Dooku and General Grievous
As the Separatists attack the Clones' planet, Obi-Wan and Anakin battle back, even while grappling with Anakin's increasing attraction to the dark side. Ahsoka aids Padmé in seeking a peace treaty, then tries to rescue a forlorn group of younglings. This disc includes episodes: "Clone Cadets," "ARC Troopers," "Supply Lines," "Sphere of Influence," "Corruption," " The Academy" and "Featurette: Creating Camino."
As the Separatists attack the Clones' planet, Obi-Wan and Anakin battle back, even while grappling with Anakin's increasing attraction to the dark side. Ahsoka aids Padmé in seeking a peace treaty, then tries to rescue a forlorn group of younglings. This disc includes episodes: "Assassin," "Evil Plans," "Hunt for Ziro," "Heroes on Both Sides." "Pursuit of Peace" and "Featurette: Hutts and the Underworld."
As the Separatists attack the Clones' planet, Obi-Wan and Anakin battle back, even while grappling with Anakin's increasing attraction to the dark side. Ahsoka aids Padmé in seeking a peace treaty, then tries to rescue a forlorn group of younglings. This disc includes episodes: "Nightsisters," "Monster," "Witches of the Mist," "Overlords," "Altar of Mortis," "Ghosts of Mortis," "Featurette: Witches and Monsters" and "Featurette: Secrets of Mortis."
As the Separatists attack the Clones' planet, Obi-Wan and Anakin battle back, even while grappling with Anakin's increasing attraction to the dark side. Ahsoka aids Padmé in seeking a peace treaty, then tries to rescue a forlorn group of younglings. This disc includes episodes: "The Citadel," "Counter Attack," "Citadel Rescue," "Padawans Lost," "Wookiee Hunt" and "Featurette: Chewbacca Returns."
As the Separatists attack the Clones' planet, Obi-Wan and Anakin battle back, even while grappling with Anakin's increasing attraction to the dark side. Ahsoka aids Padmé in seeking a peace treaty, then tries to rescue a forlorn group of younglings.
Cast
Dee Bradley Baker Tom Kane Matthew Wood Matt Lanter James Arnold Taylor Ashley Eckstein
its still funny and great hope to see a season 4 check it out great for kids and older kids
Set after the events in Episode II: Attack of the Clones, these animated entries in the Star Wars sagas follow the adventures of the Jedi knights, including Anakin Skywalker -- who draws ever closer to the dark side -- and his master, Obi-Wan Kenobi. As the Jedis and Princess Padmé fight to preserve the Republic and defeat the Separatists, they face off with deadly foes such as Count Dooku and General Grievous
As the Separatists attack the Clones' planet, Obi-Wan and Anakin battle back, even while grappling with Anakin's increasing attraction to the dark side. Ahsoka aids Padmé in seeking a peace treaty, then tries to rescue a forlorn group of younglings. This disc includes episodes: "Clone Cadets," "ARC Troopers," "Supply Lines," "Sphere of Influence," "Corruption," " The Academy" and "Featurette: Creating Camino."
As the Separatists attack the Clones' planet, Obi-Wan and Anakin battle back, even while grappling with Anakin's increasing attraction to the dark side. Ahsoka aids Padmé in seeking a peace treaty, then tries to rescue a forlorn group of younglings. This disc includes episodes: "Assassin," "Evil Plans," "Hunt for Ziro," "Heroes on Both Sides." "Pursuit of Peace" and "Featurette: Hutts and the Underworld."
As the Separatists attack the Clones' planet, Obi-Wan and Anakin battle back, even while grappling with Anakin's increasing attraction to the dark side. Ahsoka aids Padmé in seeking a peace treaty, then tries to rescue a forlorn group of younglings. This disc includes episodes: "Nightsisters," "Monster," "Witches of the Mist," "Overlords," "Altar of Mortis," "Ghosts of Mortis," "Featurette: Witches and Monsters" and "Featurette: Secrets of Mortis."
As the Separatists attack the Clones' planet, Obi-Wan and Anakin battle back, even while grappling with Anakin's increasing attraction to the dark side. Ahsoka aids Padmé in seeking a peace treaty, then tries to rescue a forlorn group of younglings. This disc includes episodes: "The Citadel," "Counter Attack," "Citadel Rescue," "Padawans Lost," "Wookiee Hunt" and "Featurette: Chewbacca Returns."
As the Separatists attack the Clones' planet, Obi-Wan and Anakin battle back, even while grappling with Anakin's increasing attraction to the dark side. Ahsoka aids Padmé in seeking a peace treaty, then tries to rescue a forlorn group of younglings.
Cast
Dee Bradley Baker Tom Kane Matthew Wood Matt Lanter James Arnold Taylor Ashley Eckstein
its still funny and great hope to see a season 4 check it out great for kids and older kids
Cross (2011)
Synopsis of Cross
A man with superhuman powers and his hard-charging team of mercenary weapons experts fight to keep the city of Los Angeles safe in this comic book-style action romp featuring Tom Sizemore, Michael Clarke Duncan, Lori Heuring, Vinnie Jones, and Jake Busey. When Callan (Brian Austin Green was a young boy, his father bestowed him an ancient Celtic cross that gave him incredible powers. Adopting the persona of Cross, Callan uses his abilities to fight crime. When a rash of kidnappings befalls the city of L.A, Cross and his team discover than an immortal Viking has acquired a doomsday device, and race to stop him from wiping out the entire human race. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
Theatrical Feature Running Time:
105 mins
Complete Cast of Cross
Brian Austin Green - Callan
Tom Sizemore - Detective Nitti
Vinnie Jones - Gunnar
Susie Abromeit - Sunshine
Jake Busey - Backfire
Michael Clarke Duncan - Erlik
Lori Heuring - Lucia
Director(s):
Patrick Durham
Writer(s):
Jonathan Sachar, Tanner Wiley, Patrick Durham
Producer(s):
Patrick Durham, Judy Durham, Jonathan Sachar
Theatrical MPAA Rating:
R(Profanity, Violence)
Categories:
Action / Adventure, Drama
Warning: This product is intended for mature audiences only. It may contain violence, sexual content, drug abuse and/or strong language. You must be 17 or older to purchase it. By ordering this item you are certifying that you are at least 17 years of age.
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gets 4 out of 5 funny and good
A man with superhuman powers and his hard-charging team of mercenary weapons experts fight to keep the city of Los Angeles safe in this comic book-style action romp featuring Tom Sizemore, Michael Clarke Duncan, Lori Heuring, Vinnie Jones, and Jake Busey. When Callan (Brian Austin Green was a young boy, his father bestowed him an ancient Celtic cross that gave him incredible powers. Adopting the persona of Cross, Callan uses his abilities to fight crime. When a rash of kidnappings befalls the city of L.A, Cross and his team discover than an immortal Viking has acquired a doomsday device, and race to stop him from wiping out the entire human race. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
Theatrical Feature Running Time:
105 mins
Complete Cast of Cross
Brian Austin Green - Callan
Tom Sizemore - Detective Nitti
Vinnie Jones - Gunnar
Susie Abromeit - Sunshine
Jake Busey - Backfire
Michael Clarke Duncan - Erlik
Lori Heuring - Lucia
Director(s):
Patrick Durham
Writer(s):
Jonathan Sachar, Tanner Wiley, Patrick Durham
Producer(s):
Patrick Durham, Judy Durham, Jonathan Sachar
Theatrical MPAA Rating:
R(Profanity, Violence)
Categories:
Action / Adventure, Drama
Warning: This product is intended for mature audiences only. It may contain violence, sexual content, drug abuse and/or strong language. You must be 17 or older to purchase it. By ordering this item you are certifying that you are at least 17 years of age.
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gets 4 out of 5 funny and good
poem
This is so beautiful THE WOMAN POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart, and strong. One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks. One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's rich and self-employed, And when I spend, won't be annoyed. Pull out my chair and hold my hand. Massage my feet and help me stand. Oh, send a king to make me queen. A man who loves to cook and clean. I pray this man will love no other. And relish visits with my mother. THE MAN POEM: I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a damn.
Hall Pass (2011)
Synopsis of Hall Pass
This buddy comedy from the Farrelly brothers stars Jason Sudeikis and Owen Wilson as a couple of married guys who persuade their wives to give them the ultimate "get out of jail free" card: a marriage "hall pass." The agreement gives them free reign to behave like bachelors -- free from the rules and confines of fidelity, responsibility, and married life -- for one week. But soon the guys find that the small town where everybody knows them -- and their wives -- isn't very conducive to chasing tail. And making matters worse, it turns out to be harder than they thought to accept the idea of their wives (Jenna Fischer and Christina Applegate) taking off for vacation on a hall pass of their own. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
Theatrical Feature Running Time:
105 mins
Complete Cast of Hall Pass
Owen Wilson - Rick
Jenna Fischer - Maggie
Nicky Whelan - Leigh
Stephen Merchant - Gary
Bruce Thomas - Rick Coleman
Derek Waters - Brent
Rob Moran - Ed Long
Christa Campbell - Emma
Kristin Carey - Aunt Meg
Carly Craig - Nicotine Patch Girl
Landon T. Riddle - Ed's Son
J.B. Smoove - Flats
Andrew Wilson - Larry Bohac
Danny Murphy - Boshane
Mike Meldman - Mike Meldman
Dwight Evans - Maggie's Father
Gus G. Williams - Bouncer
Jamie Lee - Dry Clean Korean Lady
Robert Flaherty - Awards Dinner Bartender
Doris Morgado - Latino Woman #1
Thaddeus Rahming - Naked Guy #1
Jeff Norton - Lake Cop #1
Brian Mone - Honorable Judge William Mone
Craig X. Scott - Older Gunnar
Richard Melton - Burly Cop
Romy Wang - Woman Golfer #1
Soon Yup Han - Woman Golfer #3
Ezra Neo Dierking - Party Boy
Mike Cerrone - Driver Cop
Kristyl Dawn Tift - Gary's Wife
Patricia French - Officer #2
Stella Barrow - Stella Bass Band
Jikker Barrow - Stella Bass Band
Meredith Oliver Oglesby - Bar Patron Meredith
Lee Anne Freeman - Bar Patron Lee Anne
Igor Vovkovinskiy - Johnny's Hideaway Tall Stud
Kathy Griffin - Herself
Wen Yann Shih - Asian Woman
Juan Qian - Elderly Asian Woman
Jason Sudeikis - Fred
Christina Applegate - Grace
Richard Jenkins - Coakley
Larry Joe Campbell - Hog-Head
Tyler Hoechlin - Gerry
Alexandra Daddario - Paige
Lauren Bowles - Britney
Macsen Lintz - Gunnar
Joy Behar - Dr. Lucy
Kaliko Kauahi - Chief
Halli-Gray Beasley - Ed's Daughter
Vanessa Angel - Missy
Alyssa Milano - Mandy
Al Wisne - Clyde
Susan Sandberg - Doctor
Shannon Leade - 20-Something Woman
Gordon Danniels - Golf Ranger
Quynh Thi Le - Young Korean Woman
Matt Fairbairn - Harold Goldberg
Maria Duarte - Latino Woman #2
Rich Brown - Naked Guy #2
Terry Mullany - Lake Cop #2
Taylor Treadwell - Young Bride (Emma)
Kathryn Kim - Another Korean Woman
Edward Barbanell - Coach Eddie
Suki Frick - Woman Golfer #2
Christina Nardozzi - Girl in Restaurant
Bo Burnham - Bartender
Zen Gesner - Passenger Cop
Daniel Greene - Officer #1
Bob Weekes - Bar Manager
Willie Barrow - Stella Bass Band
Ron Brown - Stella Bass Band
Candice Ozechowski - Bar Patron Candi
Christina Avalos - Bar Patron Christina
Chloe Snyder - Stootfish Babe
Anna Byers - Backyard BBQ Friend
Tom Choi - Asian Husband
Jesse Farrelly - Witness on Roof
Director(s):
Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly
Writer(s):
Kevin Barnett, Pete Jones, Peter Farrelly
Producer(s):
Bobby Farrelly, Charles B. Wessler, Bradley Thomas
Theatrical MPAA Rating:
R(Adult Humor, Profanity, Drug Content)
Categories:
Comedy
Warning: This product is intended for mature audiences only. It may contain violence, sexual content, drug abuse and/or strong language. You must be 17 or older to purchase it. By ordering this item you are certifying that you are at least 17 years of age.
gets 3 out of 5 good movie
This buddy comedy from the Farrelly brothers stars Jason Sudeikis and Owen Wilson as a couple of married guys who persuade their wives to give them the ultimate "get out of jail free" card: a marriage "hall pass." The agreement gives them free reign to behave like bachelors -- free from the rules and confines of fidelity, responsibility, and married life -- for one week. But soon the guys find that the small town where everybody knows them -- and their wives -- isn't very conducive to chasing tail. And making matters worse, it turns out to be harder than they thought to accept the idea of their wives (Jenna Fischer and Christina Applegate) taking off for vacation on a hall pass of their own. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
Theatrical Feature Running Time:
105 mins
Complete Cast of Hall Pass
Owen Wilson - Rick
Jenna Fischer - Maggie
Nicky Whelan - Leigh
Stephen Merchant - Gary
Bruce Thomas - Rick Coleman
Derek Waters - Brent
Rob Moran - Ed Long
Christa Campbell - Emma
Kristin Carey - Aunt Meg
Carly Craig - Nicotine Patch Girl
Landon T. Riddle - Ed's Son
J.B. Smoove - Flats
Andrew Wilson - Larry Bohac
Danny Murphy - Boshane
Mike Meldman - Mike Meldman
Dwight Evans - Maggie's Father
Gus G. Williams - Bouncer
Jamie Lee - Dry Clean Korean Lady
Robert Flaherty - Awards Dinner Bartender
Doris Morgado - Latino Woman #1
Thaddeus Rahming - Naked Guy #1
Jeff Norton - Lake Cop #1
Brian Mone - Honorable Judge William Mone
Craig X. Scott - Older Gunnar
Richard Melton - Burly Cop
Romy Wang - Woman Golfer #1
Soon Yup Han - Woman Golfer #3
Ezra Neo Dierking - Party Boy
Mike Cerrone - Driver Cop
Kristyl Dawn Tift - Gary's Wife
Patricia French - Officer #2
Stella Barrow - Stella Bass Band
Jikker Barrow - Stella Bass Band
Meredith Oliver Oglesby - Bar Patron Meredith
Lee Anne Freeman - Bar Patron Lee Anne
Igor Vovkovinskiy - Johnny's Hideaway Tall Stud
Kathy Griffin - Herself
Wen Yann Shih - Asian Woman
Juan Qian - Elderly Asian Woman
Jason Sudeikis - Fred
Christina Applegate - Grace
Richard Jenkins - Coakley
Larry Joe Campbell - Hog-Head
Tyler Hoechlin - Gerry
Alexandra Daddario - Paige
Lauren Bowles - Britney
Macsen Lintz - Gunnar
Joy Behar - Dr. Lucy
Kaliko Kauahi - Chief
Halli-Gray Beasley - Ed's Daughter
Vanessa Angel - Missy
Alyssa Milano - Mandy
Al Wisne - Clyde
Susan Sandberg - Doctor
Shannon Leade - 20-Something Woman
Gordon Danniels - Golf Ranger
Quynh Thi Le - Young Korean Woman
Matt Fairbairn - Harold Goldberg
Maria Duarte - Latino Woman #2
Rich Brown - Naked Guy #2
Terry Mullany - Lake Cop #2
Taylor Treadwell - Young Bride (Emma)
Kathryn Kim - Another Korean Woman
Edward Barbanell - Coach Eddie
Suki Frick - Woman Golfer #2
Christina Nardozzi - Girl in Restaurant
Bo Burnham - Bartender
Zen Gesner - Passenger Cop
Daniel Greene - Officer #1
Bob Weekes - Bar Manager
Willie Barrow - Stella Bass Band
Ron Brown - Stella Bass Band
Candice Ozechowski - Bar Patron Candi
Christina Avalos - Bar Patron Christina
Chloe Snyder - Stootfish Babe
Anna Byers - Backyard BBQ Friend
Tom Choi - Asian Husband
Jesse Farrelly - Witness on Roof
Director(s):
Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly
Writer(s):
Kevin Barnett, Pete Jones, Peter Farrelly
Producer(s):
Bobby Farrelly, Charles B. Wessler, Bradley Thomas
Theatrical MPAA Rating:
R(Adult Humor, Profanity, Drug Content)
Categories:
Comedy
Warning: This product is intended for mature audiences only. It may contain violence, sexual content, drug abuse and/or strong language. You must be 17 or older to purchase it. By ordering this item you are certifying that you are at least 17 years of age.
gets 3 out of 5 good movie
Clash of the Titans: The Videogame (2010)
Description of Clash of the Titans: The Videogame
Clash of the Titans is an action-adventure game based on 2010 remake of the 1981 film, which follows the hero Perseus through epic confrontations with the gods and monsters of Greek mythology. The play of the game revolves around free-flowing combat, using supernatural weapons and fighting moves against powerful monsters and demigod villains. Himself an Olympian descendant, though living on Earth as a mortal man, Perseus embarks on a life-defining quest for truth and honor, as overarching themes of godly battle between Zeus and Hades manifest in unusual opportunities and setbacks throughout the plot. Each level offers different considerations to the adventure, as players gain powers and items to help them solve new puzzle-types and meet new combat challenges. Clash of the Titans for Xbox 360 can be played solo or with friends in a cooperative mode. ~ T.J. Deci, All Game Guide
Developer:
Game Republic
Publisher:
Namco Bandai Games America, Inc.
ESRB Rating:
T (Blood and Gore, Violence, Mild Suggestive Themes)
Category:
Action & Adventure
not a buy gets 2 out of 5 not fun at all too
Clash of the Titans is an action-adventure game based on 2010 remake of the 1981 film, which follows the hero Perseus through epic confrontations with the gods and monsters of Greek mythology. The play of the game revolves around free-flowing combat, using supernatural weapons and fighting moves against powerful monsters and demigod villains. Himself an Olympian descendant, though living on Earth as a mortal man, Perseus embarks on a life-defining quest for truth and honor, as overarching themes of godly battle between Zeus and Hades manifest in unusual opportunities and setbacks throughout the plot. Each level offers different considerations to the adventure, as players gain powers and items to help them solve new puzzle-types and meet new combat challenges. Clash of the Titans for Xbox 360 can be played solo or with friends in a cooperative mode. ~ T.J. Deci, All Game Guide
Developer:
Game Republic
Publisher:
Namco Bandai Games America, Inc.
ESRB Rating:
T (Blood and Gore, Violence, Mild Suggestive Themes)
Category:
Action & Adventure
not a buy gets 2 out of 5 not fun at all too
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Thursday, April 5, 2012
wow two
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kroger
@krogerco "right store right price" hiding stuff u should know about there Kroger card&others stuff http://t.co/HXAXPccX (@thundercatsnyy -- big k (@thundercatsnyy)
joke two
Damn Girl -
A young girl was having a heart-to-heart talk with her mother on her first visit home since starting university. "Mum, I have to tell you," the girl confessed. "I lost my virginity last weekend."
"I'm not surprised," said her mother. "It was bound to happen sooner or later. I just hope it was a romantic and pleasurable experience."
"Well, yes and no," the pretty student remarked. "The first eight guys felt great, but after them my pussy got really sore."
lol joke
RELOAD A young man finally got a date with the blonde who lived across the road. To prepare for his big date, the young man went out into the garden to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep and managed to get sunburn on his "tool of the trade." But, he was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze. The blonde showed up for the date, and the young man treated her to a home-cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a DVD. During the film, however, the young man's sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen and poured a tall, cool glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain. The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his dick immersed in a glass of milk. Upon seeing this, the blonde exclaimed, "So that's how you guys load those things!"
lol joke
RELOAD A young man finally got a date with the blonde who lived across the road. To prepare for his big date, the young man went out into the garden to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep and managed to get sunburn on his "tool of the trade." But, he was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze. The blonde showed up for the date, and the young man treated her to a home-cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a DVD. During the film, however, the young man's sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen and poured a tall, cool glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain. The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his dick immersed in a glass of milk. Upon seeing this, the blonde exclaimed, "So that's how you guys load those things!"
Wednesday, April 4, 2012
joke
While taxiing at London Gatwick, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale
made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ground
controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming: "US Air 2771, where the hell are you
going! I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there.
I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between 'C' and 'D', but get it right!" Continuing
her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically: "God! Now you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to! You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour, and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, US Air 2771?" "Yes ma'am," the humbled crew responded. Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind. Tension in every cockpit out in Gatwick was definitely running high. Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking: "Wasn't I married to you once?"
@krogerco "right store right price" hiding stuff u should know about there Kroger card and others stuff http://t.co/HXAXPccX -- big k (@thundercatsnyy)
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Round two of hot naked girl in yellow https://t.co/ejA9ylF7 -- big k (@thundercatsnyy) -- big k (@thundercatsnyy)
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